soljaboy
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Overreaction much?
Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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vag_fml 0
you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.
floresntadolecnt 0
You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.
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bodysong 0
damn get your facts straight
Ibeapirate 0
That's what you get for being a psycho.
Sk8rboi17 13
BITCH
deathtothepixie 0
thats crazy, why would you key someone's car for that?
U_idiot 1
Keying a car is the worst thing anyone could do. It's equivalent to stabbing a child.
Don_fml 0
YDI - Shi...stuff like that is what makes guys say girls are crazy. Mostly 'cuz they are. :p
jbgrace505 0
You're a dumbass I'm sure he reads FML's... YDI
coolchicka 0
carrie underwood much?
molitov 0
Anger issues.. For his sake I hope he stands up the date tomorrow.. Save a lot of drama if the relationship escalates eep
roflmaonade 2
crazy bitch