soljaboy
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Overreaction much?
Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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vag_fml 0
you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.
floresntadolecnt 0
You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.
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DizzyDemon0 9
crazy much? I'd still go out with you. you're prolly really easy.
yisrab 0
WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF is wrong with u ?!!!!!!
PublicEnemy961 0
If you keyed my car I'd knock you the **** out.
razzumfrazzum 0
Also janderson the simple fact that you told the OP to find a better man directly contradicts your belief that all men are evil rapist. So not only did you contradict yourself you told her to find someone to rape her. Good Job
CaptainColon 0
The tragic life of a dumb ****.
blueknight1st 26
Are you sure your mentally stable? Because that is not even a good reason to key a car.
bosver 0
why didn't you call him?
starsss 0
Your a ******* bitch never mess with someones car, get in their face an do some/say-thing
deathproof_fml 0
You're a ******* cockmunch.
fukmylife2 0
Phsyco ass ***** go finger ur asshole