soljaboy
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Overreaction much?
Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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vag_fml 0
you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.
floresntadolecnt 0
You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.
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x0aka0x 0
i heard crazy biches are great in the sack
Decenhiemer 0
Crazy
gatorsxrule 0
Why would you key a car just because he stood you up?
alexx58 2
Wow that's a dick move u dumb **** don't ever key someones car unless u know they deserved it
spacey 0
You're a dumb bitch. I'm ******* sorry to break it to you but I'm amazed you made it this far. Natural selection should have taken care of you a long time ago.
Decenhiemer 0
Crazy criminalia
aneurysm_fml 0
Jesus Christ, you're ******* crazy.
whoaa_nellie 0
and what does ASSUMING do again???? exactly. you made an ASS out of yourself.
anil6057 0
Bitch
Naheelawhatwhat 0
You are one crazy ******!