soljaboy
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Overreaction much?
Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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vag_fml 0
you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.
floresntadolecnt 0
You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.
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bendinho 0
You better put out for him lol
xymenah 0
wow. no wonder no one wants to date you.
mordantennui 0
YDI just because your sn is soljaboy
The_Unspool 0
If he reads this site, then he knows who did it. :p (p.s. If you still go on the date tomorrow, tell us how that goes!)
jack2511 0
Soldjaboy... Hmm going on a date with dudes... Sounds pretty **** to me. Maybe you should have him key your dick to get even.
illeyad 0
That was a pathetic move on your part, even if he did stood you up. Keying someones car should be resserved for cheaters, sounds like you gave him every right to slash your tires ans smash your windows. This is not a FML it's a FHL.
insertname34 0
Ya see kids this is why we have a calender to keep track of stuff and a brain to prevent us from doin stupid shit
Sambo110 0
Yes, I agree. That was really pathetic and he shouldn't go out with you.
SaphireScorpion 0
It's stupid bitches like you who give girls a bad name and make guys think we're all irrational and psycho.
NickT07 0
Wow haha I wonder how that's going to go over with him.....good luck explaining yourself