soljaboy
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Overreaction much?
Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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vag_fml 0
you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.
floresntadolecnt 0
You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.
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Comments (702)
Some___Guy 0
Own up to it.
SirAwesome 0
What a psycho bitch. Imagine the crazy shit she'll do if it gets serious.
bubbapup 0
Childish!!!!!!
HunterFalls13 0
Aha Your an idiot
omglyktotally78 0
Why is everyone saying bitch? It's probably a guy!! Soljaboy? ****? MOST LIKELY! Lots of gay dudes have woman like qualities cuz keying cars is more a girls thing. IMo
chronicboom 0
Physco ho what a ******* dumbass think before u act
1nicent1 0
Today, I was watching TV hoping the day would end for my date tomorrow. I then hear a high pitched sound outside. My girlfriend was keying my car thinking the date was today. FML
jakeistcool 0
fail if he didnt show how would u get to his car??
madzizradz303 0
Wow that really sucks but how can you forget what night it's on?
Bryan_Z 0
I hope he sues you...bitch