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Overreaction much?

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML

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vag_fml 0

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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Get some help, please.

Haahaha.YDI for not remembering when yalls date was. All I have to say is l0l & YDI

atyahoodotcom 0

How the hell is rhis even FYL? FhisL!

Wow. You're nuts.

Wow. Speaking of respect, I wish that chick had more for herself so as to not act like a complete lunatic. I would kill someone if they laid a finger on my car. Iv worked at an auto body, thats costly and time consuming and thus just a bitch move on her part.

peeeacceandlovve 0

stuuupidd peopleee theeesee daaayss ! veery stuuupid !

Umm crazy much? Fml for him

YDI for being a psychotic bitch.

Walt_1990 3

FHL, Don't key cars...ever heard of screaming to release your anger?

You must be seriously desperate to key his car after you only THOUGHT he stood you up. YDI for being a bitch. If there is a God, you will have something horrible happen to you soon.