soljaboy
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Overreaction much?
Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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vag_fml 0
you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.
floresntadolecnt 0
You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.
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ilovekyle624 0
Your an ass
takemeonthefloor 0
seriously? you keyed his car? you could have at least asked him for an explanation. you really suck. YDI for sure. i hope he doesnt want to date you after all that.
roonda 0
Yeah, you're a stupid bitch.. I hope he pursues charges.
suckingatlife 9
jerk
DataWhore 0
wow, you're a bitch!
ely46 0
Psycho! I hope he makes you pay for the damages. 1st--You are an idiot for getting the days wrong. 2nd--You could have called him to see what happened (before you realized you were an idiot) 3rd--You are a crazy psycho. Who commits vandalism for being stood up? Next you will be writing in--Today, this guy I liked and his new girlfriend think I am a stalker because I was always watching them outside of his house. They served me with a restraining order. FML.
Gromie 0
Taking after carrie underwood are we?? I've done this but not necessarily wrecked his car, I just called him!!! Try it, it works
Nakedsquirrel 5
I'm betting you'll not only not confess, but go on the date anyway. ****.
Guyoverhere 0
Do him a favor and end the relationship
Matzaball300 0
ur nuts... but deny it!