Today, at a red light, an old lady crossing the street fell right in front of my car. I got out of my car to help her. The light turned green and I was still helping the woman to her feet. An officer came by and ticketed me for "impeding the flow of traffic." FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I was given a ticket for running a red light. The reason? I was moving out of the way of an ambulance. The police officer watched it go by. FML
Today, as I was driving home, I saw a woman get hit by a car. I immediately parked on the side of the road to assist her. I called an ambulance and stayed with her until they came to get her, comforting her all the while. When I returned to my car, I found a parking ticket in my windshield. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, I was at a stop light when I saw a cute police officer at the light across the intersection. Trying to be cute as I drove by, I turned and winked and waved. The car in front of me stopped, I rear-ended them, and then I got rear-ended. The cute cop winked back, then wrote me a ticket. FML
Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML
Today, while driving home from basketball practice, I noticed an old lady struggling to get up from a fall. I stopped to help her up and make sure she was fine, and in the meantime, a teenager decided to hop into my car and crash it into a telephone pole and run away. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
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PureGold 0
What the hell?! That's soo awful!! x( Person: "But...but....this old lady needed help!" Idiot cop: "HAH! If I had a nickel for every time I heard that one..." *takes bite of donut and walks away*
arienh4 0
Do they have tickets for everything in America?
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Comments (101)
winterxair 0
That really sucks. You must have been in a really high traffic area. If not, fight it!
usoedo 0
I feel you in this. one time the police gave my friend a ticket for eating lolipop on a bus. the ticket was 80 dollar.
artist_junkie 0
You could totally fight this, especially if Big Brother was watching, which it most likely was.
Lou_Briccant 0
That reminds me of the story about the guy who got hit by a truck helping two old ladies cross the street in the snow and got a jaywalking ticket.
npk88 0
I seriously doubt this is true.
DaNNo71886 0
Definitely not true.
Doesuff 0
I agree. I don't think any cop, no matter how much of a dick, would still give you a ticket. Wouldn't the other people in their cars have noticed what happened as well?
Bruno_fml 0
I think you deserved it - You really couldn't explain this to him?
jellybean17 0
#16, i don't think i was "******* whining" and not "accepting that shit like this does happen." i was just saying i personally didn't believe it based mostly on what was explained by #21. :) i know it could have happened because cops can be jerks, but that doesn't mean that EVERY cop is a dick. and if it really happened, it should be pretty easy to get out of that one in court.
storysoflife 0
just go to court and you wont have to pay for that shit for shureee