Animals: Ouch

Ouch

By Teylot - 28/06/2009 21:30 - Canada

Today, I was sitting at my desk eating cereal with my cat sleeping on my lap. I got a really funny text and I started laughing hysterically, and spilled my cereal all over my cat. I'll let you know how my legs, arms, neck and face heal up. FML

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You deserved it 13 598

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I'd finally got home from a 15-hour shift at work and wanted to lay down and eat. I poured myself a bowl of cereal, went to my room, and sat it on my bed. My dog then jumped right on my bed and yanked the sheets off, causing the cereal to fly everywhere. FML

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By crazycat - 13/05/2011 16:23 - Canada

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML

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You deserved it 155

By cereal stepper - 23/10/2016 09:42

Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML

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You deserved it 5 518

By Catremorse - 01/08/2019 14:00 - United States - Centreville

Today, my cat was laying on my chest while I was in bed. I farted, which my closed legs seemed to amplify. My cat was so scared, she used me as a launching pad and cut my chest in three places with her claws. FML

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You deserved it 549

Wake up Boo

By Megan Snair - 01/09/2019 04:01

Today, my cat threw up on the floor while I was taking a nap. I woke up, still groggy from the nap, and walked over to the bathroom. Not only did I slip on the vomit, spreading it all over the floor and myself, I think I somehow broke a toe in the process. FML

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You deserved it 198

Rescue cat

By crazycatlady - 04/02/2017 20:00 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML

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You deserved it 836

Stomach bug?

By Heather Scurfield - 21/03/2021 10:59

Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML

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You deserved it 114

Pure evil

By Anonymous - 07/10/2016 20:22 - Switzerland

Today, the cat climbed up to the spice shelf while I was cooking. As I looked up and told him to leave, he tipped over a chili container which coated my face with chili powder. The bloody pain in my eyes then made me knock over a pot of boiling water. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 958

You deserved it 1 166

Phones are bad for you

By Katie - 14/05/2024 13:00 - United States - Basehor

Today, I was laying in bed, scrolling through my phone, when my cat swatted my phone out of my hand. It hit me in the face and popped a pimple, which is now bleeding. FML

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You deserved it 122

junkinmahcranium 0

Monday 29 June 2009 9:31

Be gentle with cats. You piss em off, you suffer. It's a way of life.

umbilicalbiotch 0

Monday 29 June 2009 9:58

Im sorry for your loss. Every bowl counts

Comments

Chachi23 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 9:44

YOu deserved that one for twp reasons. 1. You don't text while eating. 2. You shouldn't have the the cat sleep on your lap. Cat's are evil.

mmelizard89 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 11:02

cats are the bitchiest pets :$

fuck_YOUR_lives 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 17:00

why do you think their nickname is pussy?

ShinyShine 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 11:10

Thats why dogs are better. They protect you NOT hurt you. & another reason why if you love cats that much you should cut their nails as soons as they grow that way they cant scratch you.

bettyboop274 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 14:20

I just want to know what you replied back to the text.

NoMercy1 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 18:05

When somebody does something clumsy or loppy the consequences are their fault. Even if the text was funny, which it probably wasn't.

NSZ 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 22:47

UGH! FYL for sure! That is one of the MANY reasons I absolutly despise cats..I prefer dogs, even though I hate them as well and am scared as hell from them...