Today, I was trying to find my first message on Facebook. As I was reaching the bottom, I saw a message from my old crush. It contained a paragraph confessing her love for me and asking me to write back. Don't know how I missed that one. FML
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Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
Today, I discovered my childhood crush's account after mourning our separation for years. I texted him and I introduced myself to him. I thought he would be as surprised and excited, but unfortunately he'd forgotten all about me. FML
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
Today, I was going through my old MSN conversations. I then realized that when I first got MSN, I didn't know that messages you sent after people went offline would be delivered to them when they signed in. I used to type 'I love you' to my crush after every time he went offline. FML
Today, I sent a message to my crush saying, “Hey, how are you?” I immediately followed it up with another message that said, “Oops, wrong person,” because I panicked. Now he probably thinks I wasn’t even trying to talk to him. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy, and unfriended me from Facebook. FML
Today, I got an alert from Facebook that it was my very popular and attractive classmate's birthday. I decided to be sweet and write "Happy birthday" on her wall, only to notice it wasn't there a few minutes later. I rewrote it again and it disappeared. After three attempts, I took the hint. FML
Today, I got a Facebook message from a guy from my old school. I didn’t remember him, but I replied anyway. When I checked my phone after work, I had 73 new messages that went from, “How have you been?” to, “Fuck you ugly cockteasing whore,” and ended with, “You better hope I don’t catch you!” FML
Today, I finally thought it was time to confess my feelings to my crush. I wrote and rewrote my DM for a long time, only to send them a meme about penguins instead of the heartfelt message. They replied with a confused, "haha". FML
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jellyshoes11 4
That sucks, hit her up and see if she still feels the same. Best of luck to you OP!
DjeePee 24
I have more pity for that girl than for you OP. Just imagine how horrible she must have felt when you (accidentally) ignored that message...
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Comments (93)
bear815 0
You poor, poor, bas###d
Taurus_ChicKa 36
First of all, why were you trying to find your very first Facebook post? Do you truly have nothing better to do? Second of all, YDI for not seeing it - notifications come via email for a reason.
razzberri_fml 8
At least you didn't reply because you didn't read it. My crush didn't reply and read it. :(
staymintyfresh 13
Your belly button is sucking my soul into it...
SteveTonyY 3
Swing and a miss
dillonManning 9
F-A-I-L-L-L-L!!!
tinagina 5
Hang in there. If she truly loved you then, she probably still does. Talk to her and explain the situation.
zembof 3
Sad
gev 0
Clearly Facebook didn't think it was important enough to show you. It does know better, you know.
Ricky23J 0
this truely is an FML. FYL
AlectusTheFury 8
HOW DID U DO THAT??? HOW????