Today, I was trying to find my first message on Facebook. As I was reaching the bottom, I saw a message from my old crush. It contained a paragraph confessing her love for me and asking me to write back. Don't know how I missed that one. FML
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Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
Today, I discovered my childhood crush's account after mourning our separation for years. I texted him and I introduced myself to him. I thought he would be as surprised and excited, but unfortunately he'd forgotten all about me. FML
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
Today, I was going through my old MSN conversations. I then realized that when I first got MSN, I didn't know that messages you sent after people went offline would be delivered to them when they signed in. I used to type 'I love you' to my crush after every time he went offline. FML
Today, I sent a message to my crush saying, “Hey, how are you?” I immediately followed it up with another message that said, “Oops, wrong person,” because I panicked. Now he probably thinks I wasn’t even trying to talk to him. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy, and unfriended me from Facebook. FML
Today, I got an alert from Facebook that it was my very popular and attractive classmate's birthday. I decided to be sweet and write "Happy birthday" on her wall, only to notice it wasn't there a few minutes later. I rewrote it again and it disappeared. After three attempts, I took the hint. FML
Today, I got a Facebook message from a guy from my old school. I didn’t remember him, but I replied anyway. When I checked my phone after work, I had 73 new messages that went from, “How have you been?” to, “Fuck you ugly cockteasing whore,” and ended with, “You better hope I don’t catch you!” FML
Today, I finally thought it was time to confess my feelings to my crush. I wrote and rewrote my DM for a long time, only to send them a meme about penguins instead of the heartfelt message. They replied with a confused, "haha". FML
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jellyshoes11 4
That sucks, hit her up and see if she still feels the same. Best of luck to you OP!
DjeePee 24
I have more pity for that girl than for you OP. Just imagine how horrible she must have felt when you (accidentally) ignored that message...
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Enigmax2514 7
That sucks but hopefully it is not too late? Call your crush and explain about your most unfortunate short focus and attention span, if your crush Is already taken, I will press both you deserve it and ur life sucks because right now it's pretty much 50-50, fyl because u missed it, ydi because u din look close enough
aardvarkish 16
Likely for the better...
ACM1991 9
Are you kidding me????? Listen, go and get glasses for your eyes. Hopefully you don't miss the next one.
gabestar 4
Maybe u read it and decided to responds later till u forgot about it.
oxxxjackyxxxo 3
no cuz he sed it was an unread msg fool!
daydreamer244 13
awwe so sadd :l
Istalkrexgar2000_fml 0
You probably fantisized about it so much, that when you saw it, you thought you were dreaming. Sucks to be you.
DDbaconcrazy 1
Aww
brendonuriepatd 8
WRITE HER BACK NOW! Lmfao maybe she still loves you probably not I'd think you were a dick
the_enigma1019 1
Alas, Tis the wonders of facebook. I am probably the last human being capable of sending a formal letter. Try not to overlook anything. Treat every post as a letter from an old friend. Unless your one of those people with five hundred "friends". Then it is understandable you would overlook a post. Indeed. Call and say you missed her post, if she truly loves you, she will understand - the enigma
drloves69 4
That sucks but that also means someone could have been on your profile and read it so you never saw the message notifaction