Today, at work, my buddy pulled up in his car. I handed him $40, and he handed me a bag. It must have looked like a drug deal, but he was actually just smuggling in the new Pokémon game for me. I'm 22, and a drug deal would probably have been less embarrassing to explain. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my coworker paid me back the $15 I let him borrow and we shook hands. Later, I was called into my boss's office, where he threatened to fire me for doing a drug deal in front of customers. The police are getting involved. FML
Today, as my 12-hour shift was about to finish, a young boy came in wanting to buy a $200 gaming device. His mom said he was purchasing it with his own money, which I found admirable. That is, until he took his piggy bank out of his backpack. FML
Today, while waiting in line at Gamestop, another customer and the cashier started chatting about how Pokémon is for kids, and anyone over 10 who's into it is weird. Embarrassed, I put the new Pokémon game back on the shelf and snuck out of the store. FML
Today, my brother found 100 bucks in his coat pocket. He was so happy he bought 2 new games for his x-box. He was borrowing my coat. FML
Today, someone left their drug bag on the table in the lounge at my place, probably a friend, and probably a mistake. The next minute the cops knock on the door and force their way in. Immediately the cop spots the drug bag and cuffs me. It wasn't even my bag. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear. I thought it was a sweet thing to do, until I saw him open a slit in its back while visiting later in the day and removing a bag of weed. He gave me a teddy bear just so he could smuggle drugs past my parents. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop car. As I was fumbling for my license and registration, I handed the officer a half-empty bag of Doritos I’d forgotten was in my glove box. He thought I was trying to bribe him. FML
Today, I hid my weed stash in a bag from an expensive jewellery store. My sister walked into my room, went "Ooh, what's this?" and grabbed the bag. I grabbed it back and ad-libbed that it was her Christmas gift. Now I actually have to buy her expensive jewellery. FML
Today, I was out shopping with my son and unbeknownst to me, he had secretly added a bunch of expensive games he wanted to the trolley. I was too embarrassed at the till to make a fuss as there was a huge line behind me. I watched as my normal £50 shopping bill climbed to over £400. FML
Today, I won $50 on the lottery. On the subway home, I checked my pocket to see if the money was still there. A very professional man in a suit yelled, "Hey, that's mine!" I got several dirty glares. I'm such a pathetic wimp that I gave him the money. FML
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OldMemoriesFade 8
Hey now! Everybody must love Pokemon!
TrueTriage 16
Gotta catch em all.
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Comments (126)
KogMaw 6
Can't wait till I get my copy ^_^ gotta wait till Friday though... :< never be ashamed! Pokemon is wonderful~
Jaxx66 21
12- you won't regret the wait. I've got White 2, and I have to say; it's better than the first Black and White. I am enjoying it. Don't forget to transfer your Keldeo or to get your Genesect!
anythingmustbe 18
Are you kidding me? Pokemon is BAWSE You just got to catch em all. Trust me Pokemon is much more fulfilling than cocaine or Marijuana. AND MUCH MORE ADDICTIVE
anythingmustbe 18
Double posted by accident again my bad.
daliagrande 17
Pokemon is the shit.
anythingmustbe 18
Dont be ashamed be proud
Spectre529 12
Brings a new deffinition to drug addictions. So is it what people are doing these days?
TheDrifter 24
Better believe it. Creepers everywhere are slipping girls that Pokemon with their drinks, hoping their Charizard will get a Pikachu.
doodlecloud 27
What's wrong with Pokemon? Especially the game. I find it hard to believe someone could actually enjoy something enough to buy it 'against the odds' and still be that embarassed by it. If you really enjoyed it you wouldn't care what other people think...either way, YDI for not only not being true to yourself but for being anything less than proud about playing Pokemon.
RemyX1 7
Pokemon is AWESOME my favorite game ever. Dont be ashamed to play it. By the way was it Black2 or White2 cause I Got both
Trilly123 10
Are they awesome?! They come out tomorrow in Australia and I can't wait!
Jaxx66 21
26- They are EPIC!!! My opinion is that the 2's are better than the previous B&W. Very nice, indeed.
SystemofaBlink41 27
143- what's the difference? Is it the new pokemon or the game overall?
Jaxx66 21
Well personally, I like that you can trade sooner, older gen Pokemon (Growlithe, Mareep, ect) are gotten in the game..(I don't know if you get them later in just Black or White, I stopped playing). So basically I like it more because I feel that the older Pokemon are better, and Nintendo let us have them this time around. Also, it takes place 2 years after the others. So yes, in a sense it's a new game. Different story :3 Timburr, Litwick, Gothita, Zebstrika: not Pokemon I want. Lol.
RockN 10
You're 22 and you like Pokemon..So ?
Kiki242 19
It's okay to be in touch with your inner child.
mnvikes 7
Do what you gotta do to catch them all!