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By IloveMaroon5 - 07/06/2011 06:48 - United States

Today, I found out that if your boss unfriends you on Facebook, it's probably not a good sign. FML

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Unfair

By Flaps - 27/11/2010 12:36 - United States

Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 14:41 - United States

Today, I got fired from the job I'd had for eleven years for going onto Facebook while on the clock. When I got home, I saw that my boss had updated his status, from work, to "Finally fired that bitch." FML

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By poop - 08/01/2011 01:31 - United States

Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML

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By arknvl - 07/03/2013 18:12 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, my boss yelled at me for visiting Facebook on my work computer. He says that since I can't be trusted, I'll be supervised from now on. I was uploading pictures to the company's Facebook page, which I have to do once a week as part of my job. FML

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Never go public

By Anonymous - 07/04/2021 20:00

Today, I learned to keep your posts private on social media. Your boss might find your Facebook status updates saying, “I hate this shitty 9-5, I want to be on a beach with a margarita.” I got a call from him saying, “You’re terminated from the shitty 9-5, so you don’t have to anymore. Enjoy the beach!” FML

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Adding insult to injury

By lol - 23/07/2021 05:59

Today, my boss fired me. Then later on Facebook, his public status was, "Finally fired the sumo wrestler!" FML

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By Jessica S. - 06/09/2012 11:15 - United States - Louisville

Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is my manager at my new job. FML

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By notyourfriend - 09/09/2014 01:26 - Canada - Peterborough

Today, my horrible boss sent me a Facebook friend request for the fifth time, in her attempt to not only bother me at work, but also through social media. FML

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By Needsanewjob - 10/01/2012 15:34 - United States

Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML

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I know that sound

By boredatwork - 29/01/2010 15:33 - Canada

Today, I was caught going on Facebook at work. I was called into my boss's office to be reprimanded, and while he was lecturing me on the importance of staying focussed and the misuse of company property, his computer beeped. It was his Facebook chat notifying him of a new message. FML

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iLazy 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 12:03

Why do people add their bosses to facebook? lack of friends? Adding your boss to facebook is like digging your own grave.

Miss_Michaela 10

Tuesday 7 June 2011 12:00

So you're either fired.. Or you spend most of your time filling up their wall with pointless statuses and Farmville posts.

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JosephsWifey 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 0:55

Why not find a way to be your own boss!!! www.TeamOki.com and then e mail me.

kalash13x 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 1:37

LOL this totally happened to me shortly before I lost my job.

artiststatement 21

Wednesday 8 June 2011 4:40

Lol, it's 'cause you like Maroon5

Magnimus 4

Wednesday 8 June 2011 4:47

Then what you do is that you tell your boss that you don't even use FB. I have only 24 friends on facebook. I personally know all of them. Many of them are related to me by blood. Most of them have seen me naked. Also, have you ever heard of privacy filters? Use those.

laxXxKing68 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 5:04

why were you even friends with your boss?

LovelyLadyJay 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 5:41

Agree

Turbo_Kramit 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 6:31

lol dobt mix business with everyday life!

CookieMargoulis 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 7:35

I never had her facebook D:

limegreenninja17 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 7:37

I wouldn't assume so.

LSU33DucKAholiC 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 15:30

Why would you add your boss in FB?

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