Sex and Intimacy: Oh yessss

Oh yessss

By Anonymous - 29/07/2011 07:24 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex, and it was my first time being on top. I got so into it that when I went to put my hands on the wall for support, the shelf above my bed snapped, with my favorite little cactus falling onto his face. FML

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Friday 29 July 2011 16:10

that'll spike up his sex drive

dre_bro11 12

Friday 29 July 2011 16:09

ouch! three-way with the cactus?

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TheMasticater 9

Friday 29 July 2011 16:13

lesson learned: cacti love sex.

fauxyhaha 0

Friday 29 July 2011 17:47

indeed

ColtsDoug18 0

Friday 29 July 2011 16:13

I bet that got him to thrust even harder!

skigirl98 9

Friday 29 July 2011 16:20

like your picture? :)

Cheerleader05 0

Friday 29 July 2011 22:58

wish there nice picture.! lol

ambeeelove 0

Friday 29 July 2011 16:13

cactus needs love too!

IamVexatious 0

Friday 29 July 2011 17:02

They just gatta pay.

hoodasswhitekid 0

Friday 29 July 2011 20:39

cacti. just saying.

ambeeelove 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 4:38

I said cactus not cactuses. I'm from Arizona I know what I'm sayn

Igshmia 0

Friday 29 July 2011 16:14

Cactus *****?

EvilBetcha 5

Friday 29 July 2011 17:52

Ow. Just... ow.

IndigoFuckYou 9

Friday 29 July 2011 16:14

Forget horny, spiky's the way to go.

lolasains 7

Friday 29 July 2011 16:16

Cactus was jealous

nixter5 18

Friday 29 July 2011 16:17

What's with all the cactuses above the bed lately? who even does that??

LizzieLizz18 4

Friday 29 July 2011 16:54

THANK YOU!!! I totally agree!!! Its asking for trouble...

KennKenn 0

Friday 29 July 2011 16:22

Was the cactus shaped like his dick?

Saltime 0

Friday 29 July 2011 16:24

What the **** is wrong with you?...

KennKenn 0

Friday 29 July 2011 16:28

My dry "humor".

teh_uber_muffin 3

Friday 29 July 2011 16:32

By dry, he means 2yr old humour.

taelorrae011 0

Friday 29 July 2011 17:43

a two year old wouldn't have said that. try 8 year old.

fauxyhaha 0

Friday 29 July 2011 17:49

wtf ?

lol32360 0

Friday 29 July 2011 16:23

lol

Euphoriah 0

Friday 29 July 2011 16:24

Did he have to go to the hospital?

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