Today, I found out I’m pregnant. This would be joyful news, if the father wasn’t my friend’s soon-to-be husband. I’m one of the bridesmaids at their wedding tomorrow. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my best friend and I are pregnant. This would be much more exciting if my boyfriend wasn’t the father of both. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, after years of trying, I got the wonderful news that my husband is going to be a father. Too bad I’m not the mother. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Today, I found out that my friends finally scheduled their wedding. The entire friend group of the groom, which I am part of, is in the wedding. Except me. If I go I’ll have to watch my boyfriend, who is a groomsman, walk down the aisle with one of the bride’s friends on his arm while I sit alone. FML
Today, I found out I’m pregnant. My fiancé was beaming with joy. However, I’m not sure if he’s the father because I recently had hate sex/quickie with my ex-boyfriend, who is also my coworker. I wish the Earth would swallow me. FML
Today, I found out that, after a year of separation, my ex-wife is pregnant and due in a few months. The divorce became official a few weeks ago and the father is my former best friend. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
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Bogrbon 27
******* your friend's fiancee is low, especially when she has you in the wedding. Doing it without protection is just downright stupid. Not sure what sympathy you expect.
pandaandthepitty 12
What an gross human being you are. And a terrible 'friend'.
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Lucky O'Guin 18
What do you mean, FML? Don't you mean "I effed up HER life?" I think you do.