Today, I found out I’m pregnant. This would be joyful news, if the father wasn’t my friend’s soon-to-be husband. I’m one of the bridesmaids at their wedding tomorrow. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my best friend and I are pregnant. This would be much more exciting if my boyfriend wasn’t the father of both. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, after years of trying, I got the wonderful news that my husband is going to be a father. Too bad I’m not the mother. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Today, I found out that my friends finally scheduled their wedding. The entire friend group of the groom, which I am part of, is in the wedding. Except me. If I go I’ll have to watch my boyfriend, who is a groomsman, walk down the aisle with one of the bride’s friends on his arm while I sit alone. FML
Today, I found out I’m pregnant. My fiancé was beaming with joy. However, I’m not sure if he’s the father because I recently had hate sex/quickie with my ex-boyfriend, who is also my coworker. I wish the Earth would swallow me. FML
Today, I found out that, after a year of separation, my ex-wife is pregnant and due in a few months. The divorce became official a few weeks ago and the father is my former best friend. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
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Bogrbon 27
******* your friend's fiancee is low, especially when she has you in the wedding. Doing it without protection is just downright stupid. Not sure what sympathy you expect.
pandaandthepitty 12
What an gross human being you are. And a terrible 'friend'.
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Comments (24)
Ambrily 27
The spouses' names don't start with C and M, right?
Yummi_913 18
So are you going to tell your "friend" before she's stuck married to this scumbag, or do you aim to be an even bigger piece of flaming shit?
SalamanderSlick 1
I hope this blows up in your face as badly as possible, cuz you deserve it 🙂 Your "friend" deserves better than you or her fiance. You should be ashamed to show your face at that wedding. Tell her what you did so she can toss both of you pieces of trash to the curb and start healing from the lifelong trauma and trust issues she will undoubtedly have because of you.
Mylife 12
I hope that you get cheated with on.
Kent Griffin 3
you really ate a lowlife
Vian Valiant 5
Unless you are from Texas (and soon Florida), the abortion is an option. One could say it is a sin, but cheating is also, so you need to have confession anyway.
J1523 9
Both you and the soon to be husband clearly ****** up. You should fess up and tell your friend. Especially before she marries a cheater. Then you should just accept what happens with the friendship. Also, the guy should have to own up to his mistake. This isn't all your fault, but you are not innocent at all either.
alex_jaguara 33
Of all the men around your country you chose your friend's husband? And he's a PoS too.
GhostPenguin 11
You are a a disgusting person for ******* a guy whose your said friends fiance. I hope she finds out
Anita L.Kelly 5
you nasty bitch