Today, I spent half-an-hour listening to my therapist telling me enthusiastically how people used to communicate telepathically before verbal languages were invented. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to therapy. I started talking about my childhood and my life. By the time the session was over my therapist was crying. FML
Today, I went to see a therapist for the first time because I've been feeling depressed lately. I opened up and said everything that was on my mind. I really spilled my guts. After a good 30 minutes, her first question was, "Do you always talk this much?" FML
Today, my therapist clapped for me when I told her I'd made a friend. FML
Today, while I was telling my therapist all of my inner conflicts, he fell asleep. FML
Today, while I was explaining my troubles to my therapist, he asked me, "And don't you have someone you can tell all that?" FML
Today, I’m mentally, emotionally, and physically exhausted, and I feel like the only person I can talk to who actually listens is my therapist. FML
Today, I tried therapy to talk about my problems without feeling like i am harassing anyone. After messaging a therapist for over 2 hours, I felt way better and finally understood. It turned out I'm in such a bad mental state that I'm a danger to myself and others. Police were called by the therapist. FML
Today, I’m going to school to become a therapist. Now anyone I tell that to, they now vomit their life stories to me. FML
Today, my husband and I went to our first counseling sessions, where the main focus was communication. When the therapist called us in together to discuss techniques we could use at home, my husband looked around, rolled his eyes, and responded with, "Uh huh" to every question. FML
Today, my therapist started laughing at me whilst I was telling my story. He said, "Sorry, I can't help it" and burst out laughing. FML
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DocBastard 40
You should have used telepathy to tell her she's an idiot. Alternately, standing up, saying "You're an idiot", and then walking out would get your point across even better.
turtlesarerad14 13
Sounds like he/she needs a therapist..
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Comments (97)
lrak 6
They had wifi?
Omniprism 15
Well it's very possible and we have great capacity to do so. It's a muscle we just need to learn to use them. On the other hand I'm sorry your therapist took up your time to talk about his personal beliefs. Maybe switch doctors? Good luck.
skyeyez9 25
Did your therapist charge you $150 an hour?
AllegroRubato 16
Um, I'm sure this has been suggested before but change therapists :/
Ins0mau 20
If we could already do telepathy, what would have been the benefit to learning/evolving language?
worldclassrager 41
How did telepathy work before Wicca came around? I think hyrogliphics(killed the spelling) suits more...
ViviMage 40
Wow. So anthropologists and primatologists are wrong? Physical things like mutual grooming means we're friends and a hug means "I'm transferring leadership to you" is wrong? I do believe some people have ESP or psychic powers. But not a whole culture. And if we did we would still be mind reading, which is more efficient than verbal it written. We didn't stop talking because we could write!
ksks1234 33
So I am confused. This is probably a stupid question, but would they telepathically send each other essentially movie clips to communicate? The "telepathy" that is portrayed in movies/ books/ etc. is still verbal language, just thought instead of spoken. Like, I could telepathically send; "how are you?" to someone that only speaks Mandarin, but they would not be able to understand, thought or spoken. So did these pre-language beings send a telepathic clip of them shaking hands with the other person? Sorry for the long ramble.
Imaginationn 6
I hope you're not spending too much money on that therapist
kdbb 4
she's right. we have the gland in our brain that has been shrunk down by big pharma and gmos. we used to be one with the earth. functioned like wild animals and communicated through thought. we are broken down half muntants of the nwo eugenics program. the first guy to say the world was round, probably had a lot of people give him flack. I love how people think they know everything and anything beyond what they are told to believe by mainstream media is a joke. msm is a joke and have bread some of the most mindless sheeple. Think for yourself. question what people say or stick your head back in the sand.
Shrike 24
"Big Pharma" and GMOs didn't exist not that long ago, so how do you explain people in say, the 1800s not all being telepathic? Never mind the fact that you post no evidence at all, probably with good reason since that stuff was made up by hacks and quacks. David Icke, anyone? You're like I used to be: an idiot who'll believe anything, especially conspiracy theories, as long as it makes you feel like you know something that most others don't.
iwadasn 33
Sounds like you don't know anything but what you're told to believe by Jenny McCarthy.