Today, I spent half-an-hour listening to my therapist telling me enthusiastically how people used to communicate telepathically before verbal languages were invented. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to therapy. I started talking about my childhood and my life. By the time the session was over my therapist was crying. FML
Today, I went to see a therapist for the first time because I've been feeling depressed lately. I opened up and said everything that was on my mind. I really spilled my guts. After a good 30 minutes, her first question was, "Do you always talk this much?" FML
Today, my therapist clapped for me when I told her I'd made a friend. FML
Today, while I was telling my therapist all of my inner conflicts, he fell asleep. FML
Today, while I was explaining my troubles to my therapist, he asked me, "And don't you have someone you can tell all that?" FML
Today, I’m mentally, emotionally, and physically exhausted, and I feel like the only person I can talk to who actually listens is my therapist. FML
Today, I tried therapy to talk about my problems without feeling like i am harassing anyone. After messaging a therapist for over 2 hours, I felt way better and finally understood. It turned out I'm in such a bad mental state that I'm a danger to myself and others. Police were called by the therapist. FML
Today, I’m going to school to become a therapist. Now anyone I tell that to, they now vomit their life stories to me. FML
Today, my husband and I went to our first counseling sessions, where the main focus was communication. When the therapist called us in together to discuss techniques we could use at home, my husband looked around, rolled his eyes, and responded with, "Uh huh" to every question. FML
Today, my therapist started laughing at me whilst I was telling my story. He said, "Sorry, I can't help it" and burst out laughing. FML
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DocBastard 40
You should have used telepathy to tell her she's an idiot. Alternately, standing up, saying "You're an idiot", and then walking out would get your point across even better.
turtlesarerad14 13
Sounds like he/she needs a therapist..
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Comments (97)
miss_jules 11
I really hope you didn't pay for that session. I've experienced something similar with a therapist, only he chatted away about a book he was reading. That's definitely not why i went there.
ThePez828 18
Time for a new therapist? I had a therapist tell me once that I'm psychic and the reason I had anxiety was because I didn't understand my psychic ability. I got a new therapist after that...
ducksaretheshit 17
Telepathically tell him/her that she/ he should be on the couch.
catanita 18
Ask for a refund....
ULie909 8
Ya.. Waste of money get an iPod or something ....
TogeBara 12
Isn't this backwards? Shouldn't we be unlocking telepathy with enhanced evolution? I get the idea, but more than likely we used a form of body language rather than telepathy.
Simoneaux17 11
Sounds like my art teacher..
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
Choose a real therapist next time.
JFox 8
I don't know if this was mentioned, but that's the plot of a Twilight Zone episode.
papasik 6
In America, your therapist fixes you. In Soviet Russia, you fix your therapist!