Today, I spent half-an-hour listening to my therapist telling me enthusiastically how people used to communicate telepathically before verbal languages were invented. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to therapy. I started talking about my childhood and my life. By the time the session was over my therapist was crying. FML
Today, I went to see a therapist for the first time because I've been feeling depressed lately. I opened up and said everything that was on my mind. I really spilled my guts. After a good 30 minutes, her first question was, "Do you always talk this much?" FML
Today, my therapist clapped for me when I told her I'd made a friend. FML
Today, while I was telling my therapist all of my inner conflicts, he fell asleep. FML
Today, while I was explaining my troubles to my therapist, he asked me, "And don't you have someone you can tell all that?" FML
Today, I’m mentally, emotionally, and physically exhausted, and I feel like the only person I can talk to who actually listens is my therapist. FML
Today, I tried therapy to talk about my problems without feeling like i am harassing anyone. After messaging a therapist for over 2 hours, I felt way better and finally understood. It turned out I'm in such a bad mental state that I'm a danger to myself and others. Police were called by the therapist. FML
Today, I’m going to school to become a therapist. Now anyone I tell that to, they now vomit their life stories to me. FML
Today, my husband and I went to our first counseling sessions, where the main focus was communication. When the therapist called us in together to discuss techniques we could use at home, my husband looked around, rolled his eyes, and responded with, "Uh huh" to every question. FML
Today, my therapist started laughing at me whilst I was telling my story. He said, "Sorry, I can't help it" and burst out laughing. FML
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DocBastard 40
You should have used telepathy to tell her she's an idiot. Alternately, standing up, saying "You're an idiot", and then walking out would get your point across even better.
turtlesarerad14 13
Sounds like he/she needs a therapist..
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Comments (97)
danaharrison 5
I hope they were paying you for that time..
fuckyourlifeOP 25
Jesus, your therapist has A LOT to answer for...
Neesalun 20
Run as fast as you can!
iwadasn 33
I hope you weren't paying for that half hour.
immortalballoon 12
Sounds like my mom! I wonder if your therapist read that ridiculous Ringing Cedars series, too... Does s/he also believe we used to have superhuman strength and telekinesis and there's a woman living in the Siberian Taiga who can still do such things?
bo501 4
He's full of shit!
baconator666 11
Well, okay then. I would go to see a different therapist if I were you.FYL.
oopsfail 11
I would go back in time just so I can pretend I was using telepathy and not hear her voice
mameburgess 7
plz find alternative therapist. idk if this is frightening or funny.
miss_jules 11
I hope you didn't pay for that session. I've had the same thing before, only my therapist chatted away about a book he was reading. That's definitely not why i went there.