Oh no

By marriedwithfamily - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went on my honeymoon to Hawaii. My family decided to surprise my new husband and I by joining us on our vacation. FML
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lyndis_fml 0

Have really, really loud sex.

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dcstream 0

My wife's family did this on our first honeymoon; AND they booked rooms on both sides of our room. We had purposely loud sex every morning and night for 2 weeks. EDIT: Only one of their rooms was connected.

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who_rollerpig 4
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that sucks! why don't you talk to them?

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aaaaa12345_fml 0

have a foursome!!!!1

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Kofu 0
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You a disgusting, unsettling person. It's family. You're probably the same person who kidnaps four year old girls to gut them and hang their entrails from the trees in your backyard. Go die.

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Haileykins 0
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Actually he's probably the kind of person with something called a "sense of humor".

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oboewhore_xD 6

Troll, go die. :) She's/He's probably the kind of person who went to Hawaii to have some "alone time" with their husband.

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Xenon1386 9
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You sir have problems. A honeymoon is meant to be you and your loved one on your own vacation.

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lovelykendra5 0

:/ nice honeymoon.

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emery2323 0
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It could have been worse, they could have always booked adjoining rooms.

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foolsangel 4
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Or even the same room. I read a story where someone's mom turned it into a family vacation and booked everyone one suite to save money. Still, having your family go at all sucks.

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lyndis_fml 0

Have really, really loud sex.

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csigabajnok 0
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Heh, good idea! :)

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spoo 24
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im thinking you left out "at 3 am", If you arent up for it, rent another room and leave a recording.

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Alex_DeLarge 0
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Go somewhere else. Go in the opposite direction. Go to the Caribbean or something.

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Leptailurus 0

WOW. This is the first FML post in a long time where I'm going to genuinely say FYL. I'm speechless.

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cms70 0

Wow your family sucks. I would have completely flipped on them and told them to get their retarded asses back on the plane.

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divineinstrument 2
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Lol I would have done the same thing- I mean, it's your honeymoon! Your parents should know that honeymoons are for the newlyweds to have lots and lots of sex. FYL for having stupid parents.

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yay4felix 0

Agreed.

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GrahamAker 3
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C-C-C Breaker! triple Cs baby. I just had too. :)

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flockz 19

Agreed

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McLaughlane 0
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Oh hell no. I hope you told them that this is your HONEYMOON and they're not invited. :( FYL hardcore.

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damnablefate 0
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Oh HELL no. Have you told them that they're insane and they can take their damn vacation somewhere else?

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WolfgangDS 0

If that ever happens to me, this is what I'm going to say to my mother. "This is Husband-and-Wife time, Mom. You had some with Dad. Now I get some with my wife. GO. HOME. We plan on enjoying each other. I'm sorry, Mom, but incestuous threesomes just aren't part of the plan. LEAVE." Or something like that. You need to tell your family to go home because you weren't planning on having any orgies on your honeymoon.

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