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By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 15:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend who I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I find out that last time he saw me, I was blind drunk and vomiting after propositioning him all evening. FML

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flockz 19

Wednesday 28 December 2011 18:50

"i know you wanna come home with me and hit this. here hold my cup-- *blahghhhhgahahga* ya you wanna hit this."

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Wednesday 28 December 2011 18:55

You're 16 how have you "done that once"?

Comments

loserman67 35

Wednesday 28 December 2011 20:59

I'm sitting here laughing my ass off because I get a mental image of your evening going something like this: "Ello Darling, BLLAHAHHGGGHHGGH" "Oh my, excuse me Dear. My you're a handsome Bloke..BLLLAGAGAGHHHGGGA" "I was wondering if you'd like to go to my flat and give me a good Rodgering...BLLAHAGGGHHAGGHAGGA" "Oh my, sorry for my cheese breath, but you'll never smell it as I slob your knob, BBALLAGGGHHHA" "Where are you going, I was hoping you'd stick your stiffy in me, BLLLAAGGAGAHHHAGGA" "COME BBLLLAGAGAHHHAGAGAA BACK, PLEASE COME BLLAGGAHAGGA BACK, STOP RUNNING"

flockz 19

Thursday 29 December 2011 3:57

lol at slob on your knob.

Deemee 3

Wednesday 28 December 2011 21:43

Blind drunk and puking. Wow. You are quite a catch...

awesomesauce121 2

Wednesday 28 December 2011 21:59

Not first!

lhfireman 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 22:23

really? u couldn't control ur alcohol the first time and completely forget about vomiting all over the place. yeah, that's a turn on

ALLDAY88 8

Wednesday 28 December 2011 22:32

Honestly, I don't think you drank enough.

MissMcFly 6

Wednesday 28 December 2011 22:40

Just be like "Oh that was me? I dont remember that... Anyways busy tomorrow night?" lol it might work(:

Fragmonto 5

Wednesday 28 December 2011 22:40

First impressions... They're so important.

austinha11 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 23:09

Wh0re. Drinking isn't impressive.

jmalaer 5

Wednesday 28 December 2011 23:36

Blind drunk? Propositioning him? I'm sorry but nobody says these things where I come from, I have no idea what OP is talking about really. I get the general idea, but can somebody please translate?

5t3ff1k4h 44

Thursday 29 December 2011 0:00

Seriously? Instead of looking like the total idiot you are, go on... oh... I don't know... urbandictionary<dot>com.

charmanderCHAR 5

Thursday 29 December 2011 1:07

You are obviously blind, because you did not read that OP was from the UK. They have different ways of speaking, you arrogant piece of shit.

crammer1 6

Thursday 29 December 2011 0:12

Don't worry OP...I've done that too. Too much alcohol = too much confidence with lowered inhibitions. It can be an embarassing combo. Atleast you didn't get that drunk at a work party. That's the worst!!!