Today, my mom's "hobby" of rescuing homeless people became very real. We now have 3 more people living in our house, and none of them have a sense of personal space. I wake up to their faces in my windows. Thanks mom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother moved in to my 2-bedroom apartment with me. She brought her boyfriend, 4 chihuahuas, and 2 birds with her. FML
Today, my mom’s house has several comfortable places to rest in every room. For the cats and dogs, that is. Unfortunately for me, I'm a human. FML
Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML
Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML
Today, while living in Florida, I had a conversation with my mother explaining that it might be best for me to come back home. Her response, "Don't worry, they have plenty of homeless shelters down there if you need a place to stay." Thanks Mom. FML
Today, after losing my job, my apartment and my man, I had to move back in with my mom, at 37. She’s a total slob; I can’t function without clean, organized spaces. So, hey, at least I have a new full-time job now: cleaning up after her. FML
Today, I suggested to my mom that, as a thank you for me taking care of her 2 dozen animals for weeks, she might get rid of the garbage heaps that have been sitting in inconvenient places for months, and also finally repair the shower in the house I rent from her. FML
Today, my mom got a new furnace put in because they found out the old one was leaking carbon monoxide. This is six months after I got kicked out because I was sleeping too much, so my mom thought I was using drugs. FML
Today, as I was riding my bike home from school, I saw a homeless man sitting on a bench. I was about to walk up to him and give him money, but before I could do anything my mother walked up and kissed him. My mom is dating this guy. FML
Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML
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Top comments
lifeinhd 3
Nice hobby. Glad to see your mom thinks of hers and her families' safety first.
marrajane 0
How awkward. **** that!
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Comments (76)
Starfire22 5
I think that if she wants to help the homeless, that's good for her but there are safer ways to help them then endagering your family... just how I feel :/
caitlinmc14 1
If they're living in your house why do you see them outside your windows? Yeah, I get that they can go outside via the door, but if your mom's letting them stay inside why would they bother? Where would they go? Fake?
scateice 0
:[ Well, you're screwed I don't see how she's compassionate at all if she puts her son in danger like that Suck it
xSceneSceneBabyx 0
oh...creepy...
bbq34567 3
Stop giving them your change and they will leave South park is awesome
startrekker 3
Wait, isn't how Elizabeth Smart got kidnapped? Didn't her father find a homeless man and invite him over to do odd jobs around their house? Sorry, you can be kind and virtuous without putting your family at risk.
CaleighChi 0
spare some change???
Jesster_King 0
I would live with a family member thats not retarded, if she wont willingly let you go child services will help you
michelleD 0
Of course it's a nice thought and all, but letting strangers live in your house can be extremely dangerous. If she wants to help out, she should volunteer at a homeless shelter. I'm sure they'd be happy to have an extra pair of hands around.
Ninjaface 0
Freaky fivesome! Because someone had to say it.