Weird, Stalker and Love: Odd rejection

Odd rejection

By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 00:28 - United States

Today, I found a note on my door that said, "You're the sexiest person I've ever stalked." Later, I found another note that said, "Sorry, that was meant for your roommate. You aren't my type." Not even a creepy stalker thinks I'm attractive. FML

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LittleMiss1 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 9:38

its better than being STALKED! and hes a creepy stalker guydont listen to them..

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you should leave him a note saying 'stop stalking us or I'll report you to the police' lol!

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wardgustavo 14

Thursday 3 April 2014 12:18

That sucks sorry OP

jazzmin1997 16

Wednesday 16 April 2014 9:38

Well, at least he said sorry ;)

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