Kids, Pregnancy and Awkward: Obligatory joke about Alabama

Obligatory joke about Alabama

By Anonymous - 09/08/2022 10:00

Today, my son has to go live with my brother, because he got his half-sister pregnant. FML

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mike3775 35

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Tuesday 9 August 2022 12:32

Anyone else hear banjos while reading this?

AzraelAngelus 15

Tuesday 9 August 2022 12:43

What in California is wrong with him

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mike3775 35

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Tuesday 9 August 2022 12:32

Anyone else hear banjos while reading this?

Bogrbon 27

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Wednesday 10 August 2022 5:20

I hear rape whistles. If the son is moving out, chances are he’s older than the half-sibling and is being forced to move because he’s a sex abuser and can’t have any contact with his victims.

AzraelAngelus 15

Tuesday 9 August 2022 12:43

What in California is wrong with him

Radulf 8

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Tuesday 9 August 2022 17:59

Why did he get her pregnant? Wasn't she involved too?

Tabby Rosas 8

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Tuesday 9 August 2022 21:23

you say your son....had to live with your brother...am I reading this wrong or are you the half sister??

Earl_KarmasBitch 33

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Wednesday 10 August 2022 1:59

Her son is going to live with his uncle.

BurnInDemonFire 33

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Wednesday 10 August 2022 14:07

Is your brother in prison? Because that's where your son should be.

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