Today, my son threw the biggest fit in history about going to the dentist. He broke a whole stack of plates, overflowed the bathtub, let the dog loose, and kicked his father when he tried to calm him down. My son is 17. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my son is going through a rebellious phase. He's taken to wearing leather and chains, listening to death metal music all day in his room alone, and screaming at me in public places. He was fired from his part-time job for swearing at customers. My son is 29 years old. FML
Today, my son threw a temper tantrum and told me I “should have aborted him” and threatened to run away from home. Why? Because I nicely asked him to share his french fries with his sister. My son is 17. FML
Today, my son had a screaming meltdown because I told him to clean his own room and that I refuse to be treated like his personal maid. He’s 16. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son got so enraged at a fly that kept harassing him, that he ended up slapping himself in the face as it flew by him. This caused him to fall out of his chair, at which point he broke down into a mess of tears, humiliating me in front of everyone. FML
Today, my 14 year-old daughter threw a massive fit over showering. She dislodged the shower curtain rod and threatened to beat us with it if we ever force her to shower again. FML
Today, my son thought it was a good idea to spray deodorant into his mouth because he wanted fresh breath. This resulted in him passing out. My son is 17. FML
Today, my wife asked our 17 year-old son to clean his room. Following up, he lied to his mom and said it was clean. After rechecking his room, he began to throw things and I returned to find holes punched in the walls. I went and patched the holes, after which he immediately kicked more holes. FML
Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML
Today, I had to go into school for the third time this week because my son is claiming he's on bath salts and biting all his classmates. My son is 16. FML
Today, my 16-year-old son broke two of his fingers playing with Play-Doh. FML
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BubbleGrunge 18
Sounds like someone still needs his ass whooped! I understand he's 17, but if you want to act like a child than you should be treated like a child!
DDCA 24
What a brat.
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Comments (194)
baref00tmama 15
Does your son have sensory issues, or maybe a phobia about the dentist? If the answer to both of these questions is "no" then I say let his damn teeth rot. He's seventeen, old enough to know the consequences of bad dental hygiene. You could also tell him that since he's not going to care for his teeth, you're not going to be providing things with sugar. And make him reimburse you for the broken things; he'll have plenty of time to work off the cost since I'm assuming he's grounded until Doomsday. Crackdown time, parents.
jamatox 3
why did you sit back and watch this
bluxie 4
Beat his ass
mazsdps 2
If I did that when I was that age I wouldn't have been able to sit down for a few days. If parents weren't afraid to give their kids a good ass whopping without being paranoid about children services being called maybe there wouldn't be so many brats in the world! You deserve it! Your parenting skills are lacking!
AlexJones44 9
You're the one who raised him YDI.
Dusty_Busters 15
Beat his ass!
KillerPotato 14
Unless your son has metal disabilities that sometimes cause spurts of violent or angry behavior like bi-polar disorder or something of the like, I'd say it's your own damn fault for not raising him to be a respecting, hygiene-friendly, decent human being. But yeah, if he DOES have a serious mental condition, you might want to put him on meds... or change them.
jsolis1982 6
Oh the things you could do if only this country didn't take away parents' rights to discipline their kids. That's why they're all little ***** these days.
GTSharma 4
Teach that bitch a lesson. They've probably been going to the dentist for 16 years.
slapsface 10
Looks like someone needs happy pills