Work: Not now Jesus

Not now Jesus

By charliemann_ - 12/09/2011 14:28 - United States

Today, a woman came into the gas station where I work, yelling because her credit card wouldn't read at the pump. I politely told her that I could set the pump up for a set amount, and she could swipe the card at the register. Her response? "You need Jesus." FML

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You deserved it 2 766

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Same thing different taste

By sorrygranny - 21/01/2013 16:11 - United States

Today, I was at the gas station with my grandma. After I slid her card and began to pump, I convinced her that it was a lot easier and more convenient to pay at the pump with your credit card instead of paying inside. She yelled as I realized I went $20 over what she had to spend. FML

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You deserved it 41 374

Get the hell out of there

By Anonymous - 01/09/2022 22:00

Today, my friend and I were driving to work, when she asked me to stop at the gas station. Ten minutes later, I see this woman come out, my friend right behind her. The woman spotted me, an intense look in her eyes. She marched over, threw a paper at me, and screamed, "Jesus died for our sins!" She then stormed off. I'm a crazy magnet. FML

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You deserved it 113

By I hate retail - 17/10/2016 22:12 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I got yelled at by a customer for refusing to give a found credit card to a woman it didn't belong to. FML

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You deserved it 768

By Anonymous - 28/12/2014 00:22 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was waiting in line while a lady paid for her shopping, when her credit card got declined. She started ranting and insulting everyone and kept insisting: "I'm not poor!" By the time the lady had finally stormed off, I had spittle on my face, and the cashier was almost in tears. FML

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You deserved it 2 641

By MissSmarts - 14/12/2009 01:27 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store where this really cute guy works. I swiped my card but the machine wouldn't read it. I swiped it quickly some more before getting frustrated and saying, "Your stupid machine doesn't work!" He took the card and turned it around. His face said it all. FML

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You deserved it 39 651

By SarahNB - 01/03/2014 21:09 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, after paying at the gas station, the cashier stuck out her hand, which was clenched into a fist. I thought she wanted a fist-bump, so I gave her one. She just stared back at me. Turns out she was just trying to give me my change. FML

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You deserved it 16 592

By GodMemory_AbsentMind - 21/03/2017 18:00

Today, when paying for gas, I realized I'd forgotten my wallet back home. After a moment of panic, I managed to remember my card number. I paid, blowing the cute cashier's mind, and drove away, before my car started sputtering and slowed to a crawl. I'd used the wrong fuel. FML

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You deserved it 5 064

Nice try

By fyourlife - 21/10/2009 19:53 - United States

Today, while working as a cashier, I was flirting with this cute girl. When I asked her if she had her store card she said, "No", paused, then said "Can I give you my number?" I said, "Sure, that would be awesome, do you want mine?" She said no. I didn't know I could just enter the card number. FML

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You deserved it 37 202

Leave me alone

By Quortney - 22/07/2015 04:20 - United States

Today, I was working at the local grocery store and a customer of mine, who had only bought two granola bars and was holding up my line, tried to convert me to Christianity. Out of all the people to target, she chose the shy atheist who just wanted to do her minimum wage job in peace. FML

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You deserved it 3 069

By I hate Walmart???? - 24/02/2014 09:36 - United States - Greensboro

Today, I went to the self-checkout line at Walmart. When I tried to pay, the cash wouldn't go in, so I stood there trying to cram money into the thing that's supposed to take your money. What I didn't realize was that there was a sign up top that said: "No Cash. Cards Only." FML

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You deserved it 41 626

Fruit_Dealer 9

Monday 12 September 2011 18:57

SHE needs therapy.

Trainspotting_fml 9

Monday 12 September 2011 18:57

WWJD?

Comments

yamatelle 19

Monday 12 September 2011 19:06

She is obviously posessed. Quick, hand me some Holy Water! I'm an experienced exorcist!

instnt1nfction 17

Monday 12 September 2011 22:18

No you're not.

vistamar 3

Tuesday 13 September 2011 5:02

Someone get ownage pranks up in this?!

annoytanor 1

Friday 16 September 2011 0:35

My house wad exercised by some crazy people before I moved in.

lil_ham1644 29

Wednesday 18 June 2014 14:39

Yeah? Was it getting a little out of shape?

TheDeadlyTurtle 7

Monday 12 September 2011 19:08

She needs to loosen up and get laid.

TheDeadlyTurtle 7

Monday 12 September 2011 21:02

Apparently I need to loosen up and get laid :(

T1A2Z3 34

Saturday 1 December 2018 4:25

Maybe you and her should...

eftup 9

Monday 12 September 2011 19:09

Should have told her she needs common sense instead of faith.

wieli2888 0

Monday 12 September 2011 19:11

She need to attend a deliverance service in a church.

jgduplante 9

Monday 12 September 2011 19:12

Clearly OP does need Jesus.. The black magic of a cash register is the work of the devil!!

Locoluis 15

Monday 12 September 2011 19:14

What an hypocrite. To see the mote in the OP's eye and not the beam in her own. Don't trust in anyone who doesn't practice what they preach. Don't listen to their words.

schaflava 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 5:41

Those who preach reach the beach. Those who piss learn to kiss. Those who cry need to die. Don't file, smile, Kyle. The jar at the bar hit the car. His head hit her hot hairy honey hole horrifically.

dab123 3

Monday 12 September 2011 19:16

I hate when that happens! I want to fill my car's tank up completely. FYL though, it's not your fault the company is too cheap to fix the card readers.

dab123 3

Monday 12 September 2011 19:16

I hate when that happens! I want to fill my car's tank up completely. FYL though, it's not your fault the company is too cheap to fix the card readers.

laideehawk 6

Monday 12 September 2011 20:07

More than likely the cards magnetic stripe is worn or defective.

dab123 3

Monday 12 September 2011 20:28

Not mine. I have a brand new card and even the gas attendants say it's their company's fault. Gas company's make money hand over fist, yet their too cheap to fix their readers. Guess that money is going into some exec's paycheck.

suckstoobeyou 0

Monday 12 September 2011 21:24

Actually gas companies want the readers on the pumps to brake so they can charge you more for using the card in the store and it sucks.... They make over 900 billion a year and still wants to rip off the hard workers fr what little money they have left.