Today, my family decided it would be hilarious to catch the biggest moths they could and let them loose in my room. I'm terrified of moths and they thought it would be "funny as hell" to watch me freak out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend found out about my severe phobia of moths. It's so bad that I sometimes pass out. He caught a moth in a jar, and put it on my bedside table. I woke up, saw it, and had a panic attack. He recorded it all and wants to upload it to YouTube. FML
Today, I got up and started getting ready for work. As I entered the bathroom, I noticed a moth in the shower. Feeling generous, I caught the moth in a cup and took it to the front porch. I released the moth and watched it fly away… into a giant spider and its web. FML
Today, I woke up after a long night of trying to catch a moth. I'd knocked down furniture and screamed up the house to do so, but I finally got it. What did I see first thing this morning? Another moth. FML
Today, a moth was flying around my house. Annoyed, I picked up a shoe to crush it with. The moth landed on a light fixture on the ceiling, so I made my move. Dead, the moth slipped gracefully through air and onto my head. So did the light fixture. FML
Today, I saw a moth trapped in a spider web. Feeling gracious, I gently freed it, and then took it to the window to let it out. When I opened the window to set him free, my $300 air conditioner fell two stories and smashed on the sidewalk. The moth flew away. FML
Today, there's a moth in my house, who either does nothing, or flies around like it just ate enough sugar for one lifetime. Every time I see it, I think it's a wasp and, being deathly afraid of them, I go into a full-blown panic attack until the sight of it bumping into light bulbs brings me back to reality. FML
Today, I walked into my son's room only to be attacked by a swarm of flies. I'm afraid to go back in there. FML
Today, the spiders in my house are so big that they catch wasps in their webs. FML
Today, I woke up to a huge, disgusting bug next to my bed. As I tried to squish it, it suddenly flew off at high speed. Now I'm lying in bed, awake and terrified because I can hear it buzzing around but can't see it anywhere. FML
Today, after already living with two wasps' nests, as well as gnats that plague our flower pots, we've also discovered moths in our pantry, who've ruined all of the food. FML
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RedPillSucks 33
Use your shoe to smush the moth. Use the same shoe to smack the crap out of your family members.
GodsLittleMistak 8
Aww poor you,I hate moths! FYL
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Comments (136)
Give_Linux_A_Go 28
you're not alone, watch "The Cottage"!
hiimsophielauraa 5
HOW IS THAT MEANT TO BE A DESERVE HIM RIGHT YOU PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID!
deviable 9
because moths are harmless, so unless this is a genuine phobia then they're being ridiculous. Some people don't think about it being a phobia though so they assume the OP is just being a wimp.
ilovemyjohnnyboy 0
My family did the same thing to me... );
Isaac_The_Great 0
I agree with the family.
shamille 5
Gah moths are horrifying.
joshswensoon15 0
if i was you, i would have whooped some ass!
lexiirenee 0
Lmao(:
sciencekidster1 8
I feel your pain- not to long ago my brother put a few dead cockroaches in my bed
dragonwolf1231 0
Even if the moths didn't do any physical damage that isn't right. I'll admit I do simmilar with my girlfriend's fear of spiders but NEVER with a real one. I always use toy ones that way she has fun with it to.
hoonyer 17
hahah srry couldnt help but lol :)