Today, my family decided it would be hilarious to catch the biggest moths they could and let them loose in my room. I'm terrified of moths and they thought it would be "funny as hell" to watch me freak out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend found out about my severe phobia of moths. It's so bad that I sometimes pass out. He caught a moth in a jar, and put it on my bedside table. I woke up, saw it, and had a panic attack. He recorded it all and wants to upload it to YouTube. FML
Today, I got up and started getting ready for work. As I entered the bathroom, I noticed a moth in the shower. Feeling generous, I caught the moth in a cup and took it to the front porch. I released the moth and watched it fly away… into a giant spider and its web. FML
Today, I woke up after a long night of trying to catch a moth. I'd knocked down furniture and screamed up the house to do so, but I finally got it. What did I see first thing this morning? Another moth. FML
Today, a moth was flying around my house. Annoyed, I picked up a shoe to crush it with. The moth landed on a light fixture on the ceiling, so I made my move. Dead, the moth slipped gracefully through air and onto my head. So did the light fixture. FML
Today, I saw a moth trapped in a spider web. Feeling gracious, I gently freed it, and then took it to the window to let it out. When I opened the window to set him free, my $300 air conditioner fell two stories and smashed on the sidewalk. The moth flew away. FML
Today, there's a moth in my house, who either does nothing, or flies around like it just ate enough sugar for one lifetime. Every time I see it, I think it's a wasp and, being deathly afraid of them, I go into a full-blown panic attack until the sight of it bumping into light bulbs brings me back to reality. FML
Today, I walked into my son's room only to be attacked by a swarm of flies. I'm afraid to go back in there. FML
Today, the spiders in my house are so big that they catch wasps in their webs. FML
Today, I woke up to a huge, disgusting bug next to my bed. As I tried to squish it, it suddenly flew off at high speed. Now I'm lying in bed, awake and terrified because I can hear it buzzing around but can't see it anywhere. FML
Today, after already living with two wasps' nests, as well as gnats that plague our flower pots, we've also discovered moths in our pantry, who've ruined all of the food. FML
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RedPillSucks 33
Use your shoe to smush the moth. Use the same shoe to smack the crap out of your family members.
GodsLittleMistak 8
Aww poor you,I hate moths! FYL
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Comments (136)
zukinihudini 0
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that is pretty funny
theten_fml 9
I saw this on jackass except they were snakes not moths.
Tennispro349 2
Is it?
fabian21 0
1- How is feeding someone's phobia funny?
NomadicFlo 4
The feeding part isn't, but what follows after is.
YourEvilHero 12
find out what scares them then do it to them in their rooms.... sweet revenge
commietaco 0
or you could randomly sit in corners and drop kick them as they walk by. that's always fun.
dre_bro11 12
Or, you can start stealing their shit. Start with toiletries, then work your way to towels and beyond.
fmlwinnn 0
Why the hell is it so hard for people to understand that phobias are fears that people can't get over themselves and it's not funny at all? I have Arachnophobia, and people think it's hilarious to pick up a spider and throw it at me. Guess what? It's not! And it's not helping the phobia either.
HU4L188 0
I get it 44, thats a good one :)
jtackle 2
hahahahaha.
kiran_fml 5
Isn't there a way of getting over a phobia?
iluvhobos 5
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"..terrified of moths..." you deserved it for being terrified of a totally harmless creature. They're just colorless butterflies that like to munch on sweaters, no reason to be afraid.
rainbo955 0
44 - that's why it's called a phobia. you can't help being afraid of it. I too have a phobia of moths.
zukinihudini 0
16- Its funny because its not me, I will openly admit that if it was me i wouldnt think its funny but they would have to put something else in my room because im not scared of moths
xSwaGKinGx 0
is ur family wafflepwn
Bludmagnus 13
You are just an ass, my friend. People like you deserve to have shit like this done to you. Somewhere, right now, one of your friends is calling to see if they can get you on "Scare Tactics", I'll bet.
Sunshine0317 8
My fourteen year old sister has a phobia of moths. She's terrified that they will eat her clothes. All of them.
IadamkI 3
Lol at least they had fun
rainbo955 0
Omg! I'm deathly afraid of moths too! my family always thinks it's hilarious to scare me with them, it's not :(
22cute 17
I dont understand how someone could be afraid of moths.
itsalanis 25
some family you have, lol.
GodsLittleMistak 8
Aww poor you,I hate moths! FYL
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
OP should get one of those bug zapping machines and kill em. Then the joke is on them and not on OP
Lozza111 0
Video or it didn't happen?
DjeePee 25
And now the time has arrived where you, OP, need to search for 1) professionel help to learn how to face your fears without freaking out and 2) their biggest fears. Let them freak out, I'm sure it will be funny as hell.
TheDarkCynder 2
Maybe op has a phobia.
KittehSayzRAWR 0
Your family seems pretty cool op :P
allstarfave 0
Ya I'd want to have a family like that!
Munchkin13 6
Karmas a bitch. They will get what they deserve later on for doing that to you.
Tennispro349 2
There is no thing called karma.
NomadicFlo 4
21 - Agreed. It's merely people making connections between deeds, balancing out the good and bad. Since there are always good and bad things happening in one's life, it makes the task simple and thus believable.
Ldesu 0
The next morning, wake up early and cook them a nice breakfast with some nice coffee. Letting them know there's ground moths in their food and coffee is your choice though.
audiophileMom 11
#9 op will not touch them, how will tbey manage their way into the food? I'd opt for a strong laxative... Hate moths - and hate op's family now, too. That's just too mean to be funny.
RadeonDerp 24
LOL! Good idea. But if someone laced my food with laxatives, I'd probably go and shit all over their stuff. Beware if you chose that, OP.
RedPillSucks 33
Use your shoe to smush the moth. Use the same shoe to smack the crap out of your family members.