Today, my family decided it would be hilarious to catch the biggest moths they could and let them loose in my room. I'm terrified of moths and they thought it would be "funny as hell" to watch me freak out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend found out about my severe phobia of moths. It's so bad that I sometimes pass out. He caught a moth in a jar, and put it on my bedside table. I woke up, saw it, and had a panic attack. He recorded it all and wants to upload it to YouTube. FML
Today, I got up and started getting ready for work. As I entered the bathroom, I noticed a moth in the shower. Feeling generous, I caught the moth in a cup and took it to the front porch. I released the moth and watched it fly away… into a giant spider and its web. FML
Today, I woke up after a long night of trying to catch a moth. I'd knocked down furniture and screamed up the house to do so, but I finally got it. What did I see first thing this morning? Another moth. FML
Today, a moth was flying around my house. Annoyed, I picked up a shoe to crush it with. The moth landed on a light fixture on the ceiling, so I made my move. Dead, the moth slipped gracefully through air and onto my head. So did the light fixture. FML
Today, I saw a moth trapped in a spider web. Feeling gracious, I gently freed it, and then took it to the window to let it out. When I opened the window to set him free, my $300 air conditioner fell two stories and smashed on the sidewalk. The moth flew away. FML
Today, there's a moth in my house, who either does nothing, or flies around like it just ate enough sugar for one lifetime. Every time I see it, I think it's a wasp and, being deathly afraid of them, I go into a full-blown panic attack until the sight of it bumping into light bulbs brings me back to reality. FML
Today, I walked into my son's room only to be attacked by a swarm of flies. I'm afraid to go back in there. FML
Today, the spiders in my house are so big that they catch wasps in their webs. FML
Today, I woke up to a huge, disgusting bug next to my bed. As I tried to squish it, it suddenly flew off at high speed. Now I'm lying in bed, awake and terrified because I can hear it buzzing around but can't see it anywhere. FML
Today, after already living with two wasps' nests, as well as gnats that plague our flower pots, we've also discovered moths in our pantry, who've ruined all of the food. FML
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RedPillSucks 33
Use your shoe to smush the moth. Use the same shoe to smack the crap out of your family members.
GodsLittleMistak 8
Aww poor you,I hate moths! FYL
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Comments (136)
macsterfun 3
Did you happen to find Bobby? He is my giant moth. He escaped not long ago. He has red spots on his wing and a yellow body, the only of his kind in existence. He must be found at all costs!
DamnitSarahh 7
lol, that's funny.
lindseyluvszac 4
This would be hilarious to watch on Pranks or AFV
sourcherri23xx 0
I get that all time. People think it's funn to watch me freak out too; at spiders, grasshoppers, praying mantis....
4ugu4 7
Feel it pain.. XD
joelpp 0
Haha my gf is super scared of moths haha your family have given me an idea
truehitman2010 0
kill them and plead insanity!!!!
catkat1988 17
That does indead suck. I'm terrified of flying bugs in general (including, but not limited to, moths), and I'd kill whoever did that to me (after I was done freaking out, obviously). Your family clearly doesn't realize just how uncomfortable that anxiety related to a severe phobia really is, or they would help you instead of tormenting you. FYL.
smiller0789 3
I feel your pain! Moths freak me the **** out *twitch*
breezybouncy 0
I hate them too, I don't leave my window open becuz I cannot go to sleep if thers a moth in my room
marisalee 0
I'm terrified of moths too!
Kammasaurus_Sex 7
You should've faked a heart attack. Chances are, they wouldn't do it again.