Love: Not fair at all

Not fair at all

By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 20:52 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend was complaining that we don't have "a song". Irritated, I told her that I'd put on the radio, and whatever song was playing was our song from now on. I switched on the radio, and "It's Not Fair" by Lily Allen was playing. Our song is about premature ejaculation. FML

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You deserved it 61 814

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He bangs the drums

By PhilDavisDied? - 30/09/2010 10:33 - France

Today, after pulling up to my girlfriend's house for dinner with her parents, one of my favorite songs begin to play on the radio. After my 3 minutes of air drumming, I look up to see my girlfriend and her parents bouncing with laughter. FML

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You deserved it 35 043

By RollieCollieUSA - 30/01/2009 17:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her iTunes was on random. "Rape Me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML

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You deserved it 6 660

Right Said Fred

By Anonymous - 05/09/2019 22:02

Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing the "I'm too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts…" song before we had sex. Now, every time we have sex, that song is going to be in my head. FML

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You deserved it 2 007

By tkr - 06/02/2012 03:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing that song that goes 'I'm too sexy for my shirt' when we have sex. Now, every time that we have sex, that song is going to be stuck in my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 933

You deserved it 39 945

By sadinthesack - 31/08/2009 18:56 - United States

Today, I was making love to my girlfriend and was pretty impressed with myself for lasting through multiple songs. Then I realized her ipod was playing a medley. I only lasted 3 1/2 minutes. FML

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You deserved it 10 932

By Anonymous - 05/09/2014 21:54 - United States - Conway

Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for jokingly telling her to get back in the kitchen. After we finally made peace and I told her that I fully respect women, I turned on my stereo. The song's first words? "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks." Cue second argument. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 630

You deserved it 19 256

By badsinger - 04/06/2010 09:38 - New Zealand

Today, my fiancée told me she was having a bad day while we were lying in bed. Just as she was about to fall asleep I thought it would be sweet if I sang her a song that her Mom sang to her when she was a child. Instead, I was told to shut the fuck up and that I sucked. FML

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You deserved it 15 534

Whenever

By InstantHardOn - 08/11/2011 04:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend has a new obsession: grabbing my junk and whispering in my ear the song, "Baby, Imma Be Your Motivation." Problem? I get an instant boner and she only does it in public, because it's "funny as hell." FML

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You deserved it 8 154

Tay-Tay rules

By Not a swiftie - 21/04/2024 06:00 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I realised my girlfriend likes to play Taylor Swift whenever she wants me to leave her alone. FML

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You deserved it 139

Careless Whisper?

By InsultToInjury - 28/12/2018 04:00

Today, I had a one night stand. After her laying there without moving for ages, she impatiently asked if I'd finished. Once she got bored and told me to just finish myself off, her song playlist began playing "Never Gonna Dance Again". Very romantic. FML

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You deserved it 1 241

white_mouse 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:18

LOLOL YDI dude. B) What she was trying to say was she wanted you to think about it, and do something romantic, and pick a song that really reminds you of her.

Sessee 4

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:18

...So, do you ejaculate prematurely?

Comments

palmtrees 1

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:38

FM radio doesn't like you being snippy with your girlfriend, apparently.

palmtrees 1

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:40

#21 it's possible that the girlfriend doesn't care so much about the song in and of itself but that she feels like her boyfriend doesn't make enough sweet/romantic gestures and is trying to encourage him to do so...

Zog21 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:40

The truth hurts... and at least it was a song telling you and not her.

valxoxo 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:41

i think its fate :P lmaoo

Banthestrandland 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:45

Murphy's Law, dude. Don't pull stuff like that if you don't know what'll happen.

Mnemo_fml 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:45

Awesome! :D

Jasper_fml 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:51

dude. lily allen is awesome. don't diss.

jesuischauve_fml 2

Thursday 22 July 2010 18:18

I love you.

theflamezbegin 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:53

It wouldn't be on the site if it was Our Song by Taylor Swift... but that's funny...

SkaterChic 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:56

and this is why you take the time to care and you THINK about it. or at least tell her that you dont need a song to remind u of ur love. dont let a random song be "your song" it should be memerable. what if something like Sexy Naughty Bitchy came on? that would not turn out well as a "song" i hope you've learned you're lesson