Today, I was at a friend's party. All of the sudden, my friend goes, "Ok girls, get a guy to dance with." Then everyone scrambled to find someone. There was just enough guy-girl pairs. This hot girl and I were the only two left. She looked at me and said, "Umm, I have to use the bathroom." FML
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Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML
Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML
Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML
Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, I pulled up to a party/house rave. I was told there were a decent amount of women there. I guess they'd all left by the time I arrived. The only girl I saw there was my ex-girlfriend, who left me without a trace last month, dancing with a bunch of guys who were all physically way bigger than me. FML
Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML
Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML
Today, I went to a party where a girl I like was there. I wanted to dance with her. She rebuffed me and said, “Consent matters.” Later on, I saw her grinding with another guy she'd just met. So apparently “consent matters” with me, a friend of two years, but not for a complete stranger. FML
Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML
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tonyDlolli 0
maybe her period was more important than you
EMZIIE 0
Whoa..... did you dance alone anyway?
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Comments (78)
flinkpamingo 0
You might have told her that contrary to popular belief, she "sn't exacly the one you would have chose to dance with. Come on, a guy has to have standards." Her ugliness shows. Run fast, run hard.
Ranoona 0
that must suck for you. FYL
giganticbrain 0
You deserve it for dancing.
raowski 0
If she was so attractive, why couldn't she get someone to dance with her?
sexymessy 0
Thats exactly what I was thinking!!
JT_JayTee 0
Err, exactly how hot was she if was th only one who left to have a partner too?? think 'bout it ;)
Hydra_fml 0
Did all the mods suffer brain damage or something? Or maybe it's the Saturday night hangover. Who knows.
plexico 3
She undoubtedly had to go to the bathroom to relieve herself of the hot, wet, volcanic ****** she was having just thinking about the prospect of dancing with you. Just go ahead and think that.
rakkan56 0
LMFAO, you win
blueem2 0
“Anyone who uses the phrase, ‘irregardless,’ ‘a whole nother,’ or ‘all of the sudden’, shall be sent to a work camp!” -Stewie
JTGolant 0
it sucks that it took a whole 20 comments before a genius like you said it. thank you.
thesausageparty 0
lmao seriously! as soon as I saw that I had to see if anybody would put it up. your awesome x)
8trickster8 0
Maybe she needed to pee.
colonel_crunk 0
Parrred