Today, after having been told that I looked horrible for the last five months, I decided to give myself a make-over. As soon as the make-up artist was done, I told her I didn't like it, and that I still didn't like how I look. She simply replied: ''Well, I'm a make-up artist, not a magician!'' FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting my portrait done. The artist told me to smile. He looked at me, then said, "Oh, don't smile." FML
Today, I went to the hairdresser and changed my hairstyle drastically. It wasn't until she was nearly done that she said, "I just KNEW this style wasn't going to suit you." FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
Today, we were drawing self-portraits in school. I'm horrible at art, so I turned to the person next to me and stated that mine looked really ugly. He replied saying, "No, it looks exactly like you." FML
Today, I told a coworker, “You look way better without makeup.” She responded, “I’m wearing makeup.” Everyone around us gasped like I had just said "fuck" in church. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I can stop using makeup, because it's "not working." FML
Today, I had a morning shift at the restaurant and didn't feel like wearing makeup. I was energetic and greeted everyone happily, but my manager told me I looked tired. I said, "Oh no I'm just not wearing makeup!" He said, "Well, you might need it." FML
Today, my boss commented on the fact that I don't usually wear makeup, then told me it would be much appreciated if I'd change that. FML
Today, I gave in and let my friend give me a makeover. She couldn't find my eyelash curler, but decided that if she used scissors lightly, it would work just the same. Needless to say, it did not work. FML
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Top comments
MelissaMarie89 8
Aww =(. Beauty is within Hun =)
etharay 6
But the way this is worded, it seems as though OP wasn't being too polite, either.
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Comments (129)
mbrooks5110 0
Sounds like you need new friends not a make over.
PlaySpades 21
If you've been told you looked horrible for the past five months then just undo whatever you did five months ago and people will most likely atop insulting your looks. You don't need a whole new look, just go back to what seemed to work before.
rightspark 7
Try working out and eating healthy... It always makes me feel and look good all the time
baygirl564 9
Maybe the make up artist was having a bad day?
Ysiaddd 0
Trust me, that's the price of beauty. :] she obviously has horrible customer service, & karma will get her. What goes around, comes around sweetie.
kimmi41509 10
As a cosmetologist I know there's so many people you just can't ever please. More like f her life, she wasted her time doing your make up which I'm sure made you look so much better, and you don't even appreciate it.
anx_fml 0
what a beyotch!
kteasy17 0
Well ur asain so u probably can't even read the screen right now anyways..did the girl behind ur pic tell u what it said
writergirl23 19
Well, that is technically true.
laurenmacias 0
God hates you