Today, after having been told that I looked horrible for the last five months, I decided to give myself a make-over. As soon as the make-up artist was done, I told her I didn't like it, and that I still didn't like how I look. She simply replied: ''Well, I'm a make-up artist, not a magician!'' FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was getting my portrait done. The artist told me to smile. He looked at me, then said, "Oh, don't smile." FML
Today, I went to the hairdresser and changed my hairstyle drastically. It wasn't until she was nearly done that she said, "I just KNEW this style wasn't going to suit you." FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
Today, we were drawing self-portraits in school. I'm horrible at art, so I turned to the person next to me and stated that mine looked really ugly. He replied saying, "No, it looks exactly like you." FML
Today, I told a coworker, “You look way better without makeup.” She responded, “I’m wearing makeup.” Everyone around us gasped like I had just said "fuck" in church. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I can stop using makeup, because it's "not working." FML
Today, I had a morning shift at the restaurant and didn't feel like wearing makeup. I was energetic and greeted everyone happily, but my manager told me I looked tired. I said, "Oh no I'm just not wearing makeup!" He said, "Well, you might need it." FML
Today, my boss commented on the fact that I don't usually wear makeup, then told me it would be much appreciated if I'd change that. FML
Today, I gave in and let my friend give me a makeover. She couldn't find my eyelash curler, but decided that if she used scissors lightly, it would work just the same. Needless to say, it did not work. FML
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MelissaMarie89 8
Aww =(. Beauty is within Hun =)
etharay 6
But the way this is worded, it seems as though OP wasn't being too polite, either.
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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
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The best offense is a good defense. You never have to worry about rape!
blazeheartsmythe 0
That's not funny and it's not true. All types of women get raped every day, even the ugly ones and the ones who cover themselves from head to toe.
gars56 5
I do believe that was a joke
br0ccoli 15
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Im great at makeup myself and I know that: 1) she's unprofessional 2) she's NOT skilled bc makeup can make a man look like a woman 3) she's on her period Take the time to learn how to apply makeup to your own face. You'll be good in no time. Also, go to the gym. The endorphins make you happier.
KiddNYC1O 22
LOL a pretty man*
mikuxxhatsune 32
No but srsly there are a whole lot of videos out there of "boy to girl" transformations and its quite scary how good they are at makeup.
madelinebriana 11
Well, were you expecting her to transform you into a whole new person? Because she's right, she can't necessarily do that! Don't listen to other people's judgments, OP; I'm sure you're naturally beautiful and that there are plenty of people out there who find you beautiful too :) what you need is a confidence boost!
hqbrat 8
Try plastic surgery
pinkcrayola 0
Why is this voted down? There's so much negativity about plastic surgery. I don't think it's Needed in a lot of circumstances, but if you really have that bad of an appearance and it's not fixable any other way then why not get plastic surgery if you chose to? If it makes her happy who cares, it's not hurting anyone. Not everyone is born with perfect looks.
hqbrat 8
Thank you some one who understands
perdix 31
You want to work magic? Go to a bar at closing time, Ta-da!!! You're beautiful* *until the sun comes up or he sobers up.
downtime 13
Exactly, people say life can't be a fairy tale but every girl can be Cinderella for a night.
RedPillSucks 33
You set yourself up for that one. Still, that was very unprofessional.
wittygirl 8
You need a vacation, that will improve your countenance :3
BlAzEtHiS 0
I think you ment confidence. Continence if the ability to hold your bladder.
rubberduckie94 13
I thought people just said stuff like that in old comedies. But anyway, everyone has at least one good feature figure out what it is for you and play it up.
downtime 13
Maybe its her inner loathing and depression. Emo yourself up girl. You'll be pulling insecure angsty guys with bad hair and no sense of fashion in no time.
BunBunBabe 8
*cue music * So you had a bad day....
idontknowyou123 0
...Your taking one down...
madelinebriana 11
You sing a sad song just to turn it around!
l0v3p4in 7
. . . You say you don't know, You tell me don't lie . . .
dejah_costa 0
It's your fault .
idontknowyou123 0
28 - Oh yea it is absolutely OPs fault. I mean why did she decide to have her genetic code set up to make her look the way she is! I don't usually call women bitches but I will make an exception you shallow bitch.