Family, Death and Parents: No love lost

No love lost

By burn in hell - 25/09/2012 21:28 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, my estranged mother texted me saying, "Gran died, LOL." My grandmother and I were fairly close, so I was shocked and disgusted. I gave her the benefit of the doubt and asked if she knew what "LOL" meant. She did. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2022 17:02

Today, my phone made a random noise. I jokingly said, "Wow, I wonder who died now?" Turns out it was my son's grandmother. I had to explain it because I screamed. I also got to tell his dad that his mom just died. FML

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By RIP - 15/07/2012 05:02 - United States

Today, my mom came over to me and whispered something in my ear. I didn't hear it and assumed it was a joke, so I started laughing. Turns out my aunt died. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2015 12:53 - United States

Today, my mom was talking about my grandma's approaching death. When she saw I was getting upset, she gave me a weird look and asked me if I was PMSing. FML

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By unlolable4321 - 28/04/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, my mother sent a letter to my best friend trying to comfort her over the death of her mother. She signed the letter "LOL, Jen" thinking LOL stood for "lots of love." FML

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By fuckthat - 18/02/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, my grandmother called. She greeted me by my mother's name. When I told her it was not my mother, she apologized and corrected herself, but this time she addressed me as my sister. When I told her it was not my sister either, she said "Sorry, wrong number" and hung up. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2022 00:00

Today, I called my mom to let her know that my father, her ex-husband, suffered a series of mini strokes. Her reply was essentially, "Oh that sucks. Are you still taking your grandmother to lunch sometime this week?" Dad lives halfway across the country. FML

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By Me - 03/06/2013 05:32 - United States - Homer Glen

Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML

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By ubbernoob - 05/03/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said, "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML

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By like - 14/03/2009 05:50 - United States

Today, I decided it would be pretty amusing to press the "Like" button on everyone's status on Facebook without reading them just to get on peoples' nerves. After re-reading them later, I found out one of them said "I MISS YOU SOO MUCH GRANDMOM. RIP". I liked that her grandmother died. FML

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By WronglySad619 - 26/01/2011 10:31 - United States

Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML

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DocBastard 38

Wednesday 26 September 2012 0:15

It stands for Little Old Lady. Everyone knows that!

epikarugger05 1

Wednesday 26 September 2012 0:15

That sucks, OP. I'm truly sorry for your loss. :(

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nikkipettyfer 24

Wednesday 26 September 2012 2:32

Lots of love.

kezzamumma 3

Wednesday 26 September 2012 2:33

Assuming it was your choice sorry

sports_chic 6

Wednesday 26 September 2012 2:35

did you consider that maybe she meant "Lots Of Love"?

perdix 29

Wednesday 26 September 2012 2:40

Was it her mother that died or her mother-in-law? Some MIL's are so horrible, their deaths are welcomed by many. If she's "estranged," it means that she hates the OP, and there's a pretty good chance that she also hated the deceased. Imagine how you'd feel telling Goering that Hitler died (p.s. mother-in-law is an anagram of "woman Hitler.")

stormchaser24 24

Wednesday 26 September 2012 2:44

Did you at least confirm it with her. My mom thought it meant lots of love, until I explained it too her. But if you mom did know what it meant sorry op. sorry about your loss.

ObeyStudKing 4

Wednesday 26 September 2012 2:44

OP I'm sorry for your loss.

devore504 7

Wednesday 26 September 2012 2:55

One my mom in her 60s and my aunt in their 70s know what it means and if they didnt they would ask. Two even if she thought it was lots of love who sends something like that in a text? So she is still a bitch.