Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Today, my 3-year-old came to me very excited because he had gone to the bathroom by himself for the first time. What he did not tell me was that he had shit on the floor, and when I went into the bathroom to check, I slipped on a turd and knocked myself out on the sink. FML
Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML
Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom with my one-year old. I had no idea he could reach the lock until he opened the door and ran out. In my haste to catch him, I not only peed all over my pants that were still around my ankles, I faceplanted on the nasty, moist bathroom floor. FML
Today, I was trying to see how far I could get away from the toilet while pissing. Instead I tripped over backwards and pissed all over my face. FML
Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML
Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML
Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
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Top comments
Trix_Disorder 20
Uhhhh... I'm trying really hard, but can't think of anything redeeming about this situation. XD Good on you for helping, though.
redbluegreen 41
Same as #4. That's really awful/gross. Points for helping though.
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Comments (60)
MyzticHydra 0
wow that sucks but if his parents walked in it would have been a lot worse... parents sees his boy with his pants down and your infront of it not a very good thing
tehlurker 0
lol unluck m8 & #11 i doubt his pants were down
thakid31 0
uhh... very well. lesson learned: too much generosity can land you in some deep shit... and in other cases deep pee. sorry man
smelinapants 0
@7: that's not funny. just because this kid pissed his pants doesn't mean he has autism.
TeamDazu 5
He is not saying that the kid is autistic. He's just saying that it was a coincedence that there was an autism advertisement.
Rawrrr14 0
aw, think about how the kid felt, he was probably so embarrassed. sorry, about your shirt.......
kwosti 0
Where the hell were the parents? This is a bit weird
kyorandy 0
If I dared help a little boy clean himself up, the parent would walk in, the police shortly thereafter. That's a parents job!
elmopoo 0
that was so nice of you to help but ewwwwwwwwwewwwwwwwwww
TornadoChaser 0
Where were the boy's parents?
liveitlearnit 0
I think it's really sweet that you would have helped. I'm sorry though. That sucks. If you were at a store, I would have asked the managers to buy me a shirt from store account.