Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandfather told me that I was ugly. When my mom found out, she said that, "Old people are allowed to tell the truth." FML
Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML
Today, we had a group of friends over, as well as my grandma. She started talking about me when I was a kid, when I suddenly heard her saying, "Well, yeah, she wasn’t a beautiful child, not at all, she looked.… OK." FML
Today, my grandma told me that I'm starting to look like my sister. I jokingly replied, "Uh-oh I'm in trouble then." She gave me a very disapproving look and said, "You should be happy. She's beautiful, unlike you." FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with my grandma. A young, ripped gentleman suddenly walked through the door and my grandma looked at him and shouted, "Look! Eye candy!" as loud as she could. He heard it and was extremely embarrassed. To make it worse, my grandma is a widow, so she might have actually meant it. FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, I was at lunch with my grandpa and my sister. My grandpa looks over at my sister and says, "Wow. You're so beautiful." Right after, he turns to me and says, "And you have a nice coat." FML
Today, my grandma commented on my Facebook profile picture: "That's a great photo! It doesn't look anything like you!" FML
Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML
Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML
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DocBastard 40
And he's the senile, blind one.
Jaccob 5
Just reply: "Yup, I got my looks from you".
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Comments (84)
Perfectg 9
That's just sad OP! But you have to know everyone is beautiful in their own way ;)
nemisis11 12
Maybe he was commenting on the quality of his grand children. "she's the ugly one, but still more beautiful than most." type of thing?
RedPillSucks 33
Y'all are not from Lumberton, are you.
skyeyez9 25
Wow. What a dick. I hope you told your parents so they could put that asshole in his place.
tehdarkness 21
Are you Khloe Kardashian?
M3DIC4T3 29
That's so wrong, it's right. o.o
jonha21 11
U.O.E.N.O
OverBlossomed 22
"Everyone's an asshole." - This message has been brought to you by various submissions to FMyLife
KawaiiCupcake 14
How does OP deserve this?
tay_liz7 5
Old people say the darnedest things. But just think, you'll out live him at least.:) and trust me, he won't look so great when he's covered in dirt either.;)
Mamaluigi619 4
theres an ugly one in youre house?