Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandfather told me that I was ugly. When my mom found out, she said that, "Old people are allowed to tell the truth." FML
Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML
Today, we had a group of friends over, as well as my grandma. She started talking about me when I was a kid, when I suddenly heard her saying, "Well, yeah, she wasn’t a beautiful child, not at all, she looked.… OK." FML
Today, my grandma told me that I'm starting to look like my sister. I jokingly replied, "Uh-oh I'm in trouble then." She gave me a very disapproving look and said, "You should be happy. She's beautiful, unlike you." FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with my grandma. A young, ripped gentleman suddenly walked through the door and my grandma looked at him and shouted, "Look! Eye candy!" as loud as she could. He heard it and was extremely embarrassed. To make it worse, my grandma is a widow, so she might have actually meant it. FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, I was at lunch with my grandpa and my sister. My grandpa looks over at my sister and says, "Wow. You're so beautiful." Right after, he turns to me and says, "And you have a nice coat." FML
Today, my grandma commented on my Facebook profile picture: "That's a great photo! It doesn't look anything like you!" FML
Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML
Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML
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DocBastard 40
And he's the senile, blind one.
Jaccob 5
Just reply: "Yup, I got my looks from you".
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Comments (84)
worldclassrager 41
Grandparents...genetics is your comeback...
spikekutter 9
dont worry op, men are suppose to be the ugly ones compared to women in retrospect..
gibbymasterson 11
And yah, you're the dick of a grandfather I have
davincidasecond 24
I would have said "Yup. Sure runs in the family doesn't it? No wonder you're so miserable, old man."
spottyblanket 8
He probably thought he was doing you a favour and clearing away old junk but he should really ask you before he throws out your stuff, who is he to judge what is 'junk' if it is not his stuff
mr_jack_meoff 5
Sounds like he was comparing you to someone else, a wiseass would have said , yeah pedoman, which one of us tickle your fancy. I'll be sure to let her know. Would have shut him right down.
unhappyhug 11
It's cool he will die soon
Virtual_BS 13
Well... Are you?
Potatobacon 6
Grandparents are all assholes
ChuckNorris2 4
I'd tell him "look who's talking".