Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my grandfather told me that I was ugly. When my mom found out, she said that, "Old people are allowed to tell the truth." FML
Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML
Today, we had a group of friends over, as well as my grandma. She started talking about me when I was a kid, when I suddenly heard her saying, "Well, yeah, she wasn’t a beautiful child, not at all, she looked.… OK." FML
Today, my grandma told me that I'm starting to look like my sister. I jokingly replied, "Uh-oh I'm in trouble then." She gave me a very disapproving look and said, "You should be happy. She's beautiful, unlike you." FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with my grandma. A young, ripped gentleman suddenly walked through the door and my grandma looked at him and shouted, "Look! Eye candy!" as loud as she could. He heard it and was extremely embarrassed. To make it worse, my grandma is a widow, so she might have actually meant it. FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, I was at lunch with my grandpa and my sister. My grandpa looks over at my sister and says, "Wow. You're so beautiful." Right after, he turns to me and says, "And you have a nice coat." FML
Today, my grandma commented on my Facebook profile picture: "That's a great photo! It doesn't look anything like you!" FML
Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML
Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
DocBastard 40
And he's the senile, blind one.
Jaccob 5
Just reply: "Yup, I got my looks from you".
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (84)
Lost_Ghost 8
And he will be the dead one soon.
Dusty_Busters 15
Wow that's kinda harsh
radfab 3
You're beautiful, OP.
rg350dx 29
It's true.
golden_warrior 23
Yes, Shaq you're beautiful
rg350dx 29
Oh stop it, you! (See profile pic for appropriate reaction face)
Enslaved 38
"I saw your face in a crowded place"
Disobey_fml 13
That's when you go all joffrey on your grandfathergrandfather
golden_warrior 23
Joffrey is a little punk. I just want to smash his face when I ever i see him on the screen. Assuming you were talking about game of thrones.
gameofthrones_fml 12
Yeah, **** Joffrey
jmaurm 6
Don't worry he will die soon and then you will not have to look at his face on the screen any more
samabomination 19
Just remind him that you're the one who's going to decide what kind of nursing home he goes to. And ignore his hateful comments, his vision is probably awful.
Rue22 16
That's awful :(
noelasis94 18
You should have just started singing blurred lines to lighten the moment unnecessary I know but funny none the less.
Kenton1008 21
It's a lot better than him saying "Yeah, she's the hot one." That would be a bit creepy.
RedPillSucks 33
oooh. good point. that's a toss up.
kelseythompson 27
It would just be best if he didn't remark on her appearance at all.. it's creepy and weird either way
Whatapuffchild 23
oh i bet he was joking. you know how old people get when they reach a certain age. they think they can get away with anything.
DanniNell 13
Tell that to my grandpa! He always glares at me, calls me names, said I'd never graduate, refused to come to my graduation, says I don't do anything, and tells me to go home even though I came to help my grandma with house work. He's a grumpy asshole. I'd willingly put him in a home if my grandma goes first. I do more than ANY of the money leeching grandchildren do!
khaya 9
I wonder where she gets it from
Cazz91 21
It looks like grandpa didn't get his news paper today.