Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML
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Today, my grandfather told me that I was ugly. When my mom found out, she said that, "Old people are allowed to tell the truth." FML
Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML
Today, we had a group of friends over, as well as my grandma. She started talking about me when I was a kid, when I suddenly heard her saying, "Well, yeah, she wasn’t a beautiful child, not at all, she looked.… OK." FML
Today, my grandma told me that I'm starting to look like my sister. I jokingly replied, "Uh-oh I'm in trouble then." She gave me a very disapproving look and said, "You should be happy. She's beautiful, unlike you." FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with my grandma. A young, ripped gentleman suddenly walked through the door and my grandma looked at him and shouted, "Look! Eye candy!" as loud as she could. He heard it and was extremely embarrassed. To make it worse, my grandma is a widow, so she might have actually meant it. FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, I was at lunch with my grandpa and my sister. My grandpa looks over at my sister and says, "Wow. You're so beautiful." Right after, he turns to me and says, "And you have a nice coat." FML
Today, my grandma commented on my Facebook profile picture: "That's a great photo! It doesn't look anything like you!" FML
Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML
Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML
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DocBastard 40
And he's the senile, blind one.
Jaccob 5
Just reply: "Yup, I got my looks from you".
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Comments (84)
Zoeythedinosaur 17
Well, your personality must be far better than his anyways. Be thankful for that. Your grandfather sounds like an ass, so personally, I wouldn't take anything he says along those lines seriously. Who is he to say what's attractive and what's not? Everyone is different.
kdbernie10 3
Maybe in his generation you would've been considered ugly, but times have changed so that may not be the case anymore.
KiddNYC1O 22
Old fart!
CookieLovesBoo 16
Every woman is beautiful * not everyone's opinion is the same .
PipingMouse 14
I'm sure he just needs to get new glasses, OP. Don't take comments like that to heart. All women are beautiful in their own way. That is what makes them unique.
AngrySailor 17
Well, he has been pretty devastated since Matlock was canceled...
amifaiyaz 12
I'm sure he didn't mean it, sometimes grandparents just like to jokingly embarrass their grandkids.
beneathitallxx 15
don't listen to him! own that face!
MontvaleMayhem 11
Maybe he needs glasses?
perdix 31
It's Arkansas, you don't want to be the one he tells his friend is "the hot one" as he takes you on a camping trip with one sleeping bag and his banjo.