Today, I got back from a six month deployment overseas. My girlfriend of three years couldn't pick me up from the airport because she had an intramural softball game to go to. FML
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Today, I'm seven months into a twelve month deployment. I called my fiancée, and she dumped me. The worst part is that two days ago, I re-enlisted to go to a unit an hour away from her house. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months dumped me over the phone. I'm in the military and recently had to move away to another fort. We'd agreed that we would try to make long distance work. I'd even offered to buy a plane ticket to come see her each weekend. I've been gone less than two weeks. FML
Today, I got back from an 8 month deployment but rather than being pleased to see me my wife wanted to continue the same argument we were having the day I left. I miss being shot at. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me while I'm deployed overseas. Her reason why is that she needs "to be alone to better herself." FML
Today, my girlfriend left for basic training. I went to say goodbye to her at the airport. Only after I walked back to my car did I realize that she still had the keys. My extra set was back at the house, locked in. FML
Today, I went to pick up my long-distance boyfriend at the airport. It has been over six months since I last saw him and four days since I last heard from him. He never showed up. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home from being deployed for the past 3 months. As soon as he gets out of the car, he walks right past me and goes to hug his dog. FML
Today, my fiancé left for a 6-month deployment overseas. I waved him away, came back inside alone, and cried. I know this is what I signed up for, but the cat could've shown more sympathy than staring at me and walking away. FML
Today, I came home on leave from a 7 month deployment to Iraq. I wanted to see my girlfriend today, but she needed to spend time with her sick grandmother. As it turns out, her sick grandmother and my cousin are the same person. FML
Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML
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notfromearth7 0
Aw...that sucks. But at the same time, good to see you got back safely soldier *salutes*
lolyouareanidiot 0
lol, at #3. No one takes intramural sports seriously. Certainly no one considers it a responsibility to play intramural sports where half the people show up drunk. This was a burn big time. You should take as much offense to this as possible.
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Comments (185)
Bluskyhunter 0
I'm glad you are home safe, maybe you can now take sometime to rethink about who you are spending your time with... If the person you are with isn't as loving and committed as you are it's time to move on you deserve better. :)
ahinners 11
DUMP HER!!
shinedown00 4
Dump her
shinedown00 4
You guys are assholes the reason they fight is for people they love they should make more than an effort to help them in anyway they can.
magreb 9
I failed to see ex why? You're a soldier and most likely an attractive one as well who can get any bitch. Her not picking you up shows that she doesn't deserve you putting sports before its not like it was the freaking championships.
caseyroyer 8
Glad to have you back and think you for serving!
jazopalchris 14
Hope you ended it with her. You deserve better!
shakile78 7
Dump that bitch.
Slysilver 4
dump her
JIMMY_THE_JEW_II 17
don't be a ******* bitch