Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML
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Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML
Today, the guy I liked for years asked me out. I instantly said yes. As I was walking away, I forgot I was at the top of the stairs and fell down 20 steps. He stood at the top and laughed. FML
Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML
Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
Today, I finally told my crush I liked him. He smiled and said, “That’s sweet, but I thought you knew I was seeing someone.” I laughed awkwardly and said, “Of course, I was just joking!” Then I immediately tripped over my own bag while leaving. FML
Today, my best friend was walking next to her crush, so I pushed her into him gently as a joke. She ended up stepping on his foot, which caused him to fall and crack his head against the floor. FML
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Top comments
cocacola999 27
He sounds extremely rude - if someone falls, people should at least make sure they're ok. Then again, that's what you get for using cheap tricks.
poopsi 19
Well that was rude of him.. Try just approaching him and talking to him, OP. Though he seems like a jerk if he didn't even try to help you up..
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Comments (70)
Eivana 37
Rude guy, stupid tactic.
Wizardo 33
Let's top with the 'he's not good enough' and 'his loss' comments people. Plainly put this isn't bloody Hollywood to be doing this.
iChompYa 18
You couldn't be normal and just say hi? Things that work in movies tend to not work the same way in real life
solosohigh 15
I think you've been watching too many romantic comedies.
tsk14 9
Desperate LOL
liverpooly44 8
Now you know that he is not even worth it.
Xatraris 38
He knew you were trying too hard. Stepping over saying, "better luck next time." In all seriousness, a simple "hi" can work wonders. I'd much rather talk to someone who wants to talk to me than someone who wants to fall onto me.
Jemm_fml 29
This only works in the movies, silly rabbit.
Julianne_sings 10
I'm sorry OP, but that was kind of a stupid idea. Next time just try talking to him.
chuka81 27
"Hey, do you wanna go out sometime" is now too mainstream, right?