Today, I was hanging out with a friend at an ice cream place, and a guy started chatting with us. As he eventually went to leave, he told me, "That's a nice looking date you got there." Then he turned to my friend. "Wish I could say the same to you." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at work at an ice cream shop when a hot guy came in and started chatting me up. I got him his ice cream and as I handed it to him, he mentioned that I was cute and walked away. Then I realised he hadn't paid for the ice cream, and I didn't even get a date out of it. FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, I finally gathered the courage to confess my feelings to my best friend. As I was about to tell him, he interrupted me and said, “Oh hey, by the way, I met a guy and we’re going on our first date tonight.” I awkwardly said, “Congrats,” and then I went home to eat an entire pint of ice cream by myself. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, I had lunch with an old friend I've had a crush on for years. We're both single, so I figured it to be kind of like a date. Until he started talking about how he told his brother last night that we would never be a thing. FML
Today, I was with a friend at the mall and I made eye contact and smiled at the worker at a smoothie stand that I went on a date with last year. He saw me, and then ducked down behind the register, where he remained while his coworker awkwardly leaned over him to take my order and money. FML
Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML
Today, on a first date with a guy, I spilled ice cream all over my pants. He bought me some more, and as I was thanking him, he said, "You've never had a guy treat you right, have you?" I said no and started crying. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML
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loxe_fml 15
At least you had ice cream :)
arandomperson97 19
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder"
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Comments (23)
jow96 17
What an ass
rmonk 9
Just to clear things up, he was and older man (probably in his 60s or 70s) and the way he said it was a in very friendly tone. I'm pretty sure he was just joking. I actually wasn't even mad. Me and my friend laughed about for ten minutes straight. I just thought it'd be a funny story to share.
species4872 20
Good to hear OP. The ability to take banter or even insults is a reflection on one's character. Score yourself a ten and for those that found it offensive score yourself a zero and get your humor checked.
chosha_fml 27
Even so, it was a dick thing to say.
species4872 20
What, no comeback?
interesting33 37
If your friend is female and you are male that is pretty common. (Or if he likes guys and your friend is male). It probably had absolutely nothing to do with what you look like and everything to do with the fact that he fancied your friend or wanted to compliment her in a way. It was not appropriate of him. Please try not to take it personally.
cats54321 19
Woow he had no right
AverageAvarice 23
OP can apply some ice cream to that burn.
persephone217 24
were you and your friend still eating ice cream when he said this? maybe he preferred one flavor to the other and it had nothing to do with you two at all ^-^
fictionaldiary 11
Don't even worry about assholes like that. He's the creeper who can't even get friends who will go for ice cream with him so he has to talk to strangers.