Today, I found my "lost" bicycle in my best friend's garage. I've been having to catch two buses to get to work for the past few months. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought my car had been stolen because I couldn’t for the life of me find it in the office car park. I panicked and called the cops, only to remember I had taken my bike to work. FML
Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML
Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML
Today, I decided to bike to work. I normally forget the key to my lock, so I leave it out back and hope that nobody takes it, and nobody does. I finally remembered my lock key so I chained it up. After my 7 hour shift, I walk to the back only to find the lock had been cut, and my bike was gone. FML
Today, the university bike permit that I'd ordered half a year ago finally arrived. Unfortunately, my bike was stolen months ago. FML
Today, I didn't secure my friend's wheelchair well enough to my car roof before giving him a ride. It flew off mid-drive and we still haven't found it. FML
Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML
Today, I found my bike that was stolen a week ago in front of someone's house. Now this wouldn't have been a problem if my husband didn't steal it to go meet with his girlfriend. FML
Today, I went on a 50 km bike ride with a friend. We stopped for a break halfway through, and locked our bikes up. When we returned, some guy had locked his bike to mine. We had to wait an hour for him to return. FML
Today, I went out to where I'd parked my bike only to find that someone had stolen my bike seat. Not the bike, just the seat. I had to ride my bike two miles home in the rain like I was climbing a hill in the Tour de France, while other cyclists moved out of my way in confusion, all while trying to avoid me. FML
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Top comments
Awahso 25
Well, now you "found" it.
kaka123abc 0
Well what a nice friend you have
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Comments (46)
jalapeno64 10
Why didn't you just buy another one?
chosha_fml 27
I think 'best friend' should be in inverted commas as well as 'lost'.
satph 12
nice 'best friend'.
j_cat187 20
I had the same thing happen with a longboard. I had to walk to school and work and I didn't have the money for the bus. When I came to pick up my board, It was on the lawn with the nose sheared off.
tehslack 5
Years ago, my now ex-"best" friend stole the football captains jacket from our high school. I asked her about it and she said she didn't have it. Then I pulled it out of her closet. Crazy bitch.
laden_swallow09 35
Great! Now you can steal it back! :)
abceasyas123abc 12
Was this some sort of a prank? Maybe some of your friends thought it would be funny to make you freak out about your bike and take public transport to work? I don't really know why but bike riders in Sydney (I'm assuming you're from Sydney?) have a bit of a rep for being wankers..
False_Stupidity 42
They just get upset when the idiot drivers try to run them off the road all the time.
jellyD 1
Wuss
stevenmx86 8
Why would you catch buses? With the money you probably spent over those 2 months on bus fare you probably could've bought another bike...
doglover100 29
Awesome friend you have.