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Nice "friend" you've got there

By jwhizzle - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I found my "lost" bicycle in my best friend's garage. I've been having to catch two buses to get to work for the past few months. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2025 22:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I thought my car had been stolen because I couldn’t for the life of me find it in the office car park. I panicked and called the cops, only to remember I had taken my bike to work. FML

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By anonymous - 22/12/2017 15:00

Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML

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By UnluckyTeen - 22/10/2009 11:29 - Singapore

Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML

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By Blue_Heart - 05/09/2015 18:47 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I decided to bike to work. I normally forget the key to my lock, so I leave it out back and hope that nobody takes it, and nobody does. I finally remembered my lock key so I chained it up. After my 7 hour shift, I walk to the back only to find the lock had been cut, and my bike was gone. FML

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By walkingisfun - 02/07/2017 20:00

Today, the university bike permit that I'd ordered half a year ago finally arrived. Unfortunately, my bike was stolen months ago. FML

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By Zyopy - 18/12/2015 08:33 - Australia - Hampton

Today, I didn't secure my friend's wheelchair well enough to my car roof before giving him a ride. It flew off mid-drive and we still haven't found it. FML

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By brokeasscollegelife - 20/11/2015 21:25 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML

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By double trouble - 04/05/2015 04:04

Today, I found my bike that was stolen a week ago in front of someone's house. Now this wouldn't have been a problem if my husband didn't steal it to go meet with his girlfriend. FML

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Stranded

By i love stupid people - 14/07/2019 06:30

Today, I went on a 50 km bike ride with a friend. We stopped for a break halfway through, and locked our bikes up. When we returned, some guy had locked his bike to mine. We had to wait an hour for him to return. FML

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This is how I roll

By Carrie P - 14/08/2024 20:00 - France - Lambesc

Today, I went out to where I'd parked my bike only to find that someone had stolen my bike seat. Not the bike, just the seat. I had to ride my bike two miles home in the rain like I was climbing a hill in the Tour de France, while other cyclists moved out of my way in confusion, all while trying to avoid me. FML

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Awahso 25

Thursday 20 October 2011 16:03

Well, now you "found" it.

kaka123abc 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 16:03

Well what a nice friend you have

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mynameisTiffany 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 19:41

I'd rather go on the bus than a bike, but that's just me:)

mynameisTiffany 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 19:43

I'd rather go on bus than ride a bike, but that's just me:)

marit1997 4

Thursday 20 October 2011 23:18

buses r faster u cn sleep in now

afulks78 11

Thursday 20 October 2011 23:42

Some friend

SarahMacPhersonn 0

Friday 21 October 2011 0:18

Uhmm.. What about a car? Haha

humanlegacy333 5

Friday 21 October 2011 0:56

Throw it into his window, it's not like he'll blame you, he can't tell you he stole it.

leadman1989 15

Friday 21 October 2011 1:05

He didn't steal it he creativly acquired it. :p

SwtCherryPie 26

Friday 21 October 2011 1:31

Just curious... are you the one that left it there? Ya know.. one night, everyone gets drunk... wake up at home not sure how you got there. Possible scenario. That or your friend is a dick and stole it.

dennis96411 12

Friday 21 October 2011 6:33

I guess he's not going to be "borrowing it forever" now. You might as well borrow his toothbrush for your toilet while you're there.

DaveMatthewsBand 4

Friday 21 October 2011 6:33

Just take it back but don't tell him and then he'll think someone else stole it and he'd freak out. Lol

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