Today, I received a friend request from a boyfriend I hadn't talked to in 20+ years. A few minutes later, he messaged me a picture of himself with a young woman at a strip club. My daughter. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received a text from a man my wife had an affair with, in which he stated that my 18 year-old daughter is biologically his. He then sent me pictures of her that my wife had sent to him. FML
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from my biological father, who I have never met in my life. As I was scrolling through his hobbies and interests, I saw "Drinking," "Black women with big asses," and "Getting laid, lol." FML
Today, I brought my best friend to the strip club as a birthday gift, as he had mentioned that he'd never been to one before. It might have been ruined by the discovery that his daughter had a new job. FML
Today, I found out the guy whose ass I used to routinely kick in high school is now dating my 19 year-old daughter. FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, my two year-old opened one of my boyfriend's Snapchat messages. It was from a girl I've never heard of, with whom he has a 700+ day streak and is one of his top friends. The message said, "I wish?" FML
Today, my recent ex-girlfriend posted a photo of herself on Facebook. It was a picture of herself in the arms of a half-naked male stripper. She posted it on my wall. FML
Today, my mother got a call from our old high school saying that they had fifteen freshmen boys in his office with a nude photo of me on their phones. I had sent that photo only to my boyfriend. Apparently he loves to share me. FML
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, I was at a bar with my friends for my 19th birthday when I saw my dad grinding some chick that was not my mom. I confronted him and told him I was telling mom. He then pointed across the bar to my mom with another man. I just found out my parents are swingers. FML
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Top comments
EsotericAura 25
So is he dating your daughter; is she a stripper there; or did he just happen to run into her there?
One_In_Three 24
Time to get a shotgun!
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Comments (69)
lizt 22
That is a ****** up situation, I hope you find someone that doesn't go around being a man hoe
yerawizardlizzy 27
What???
trenteg11 13
i don't know what you're trying to say, but it's been decades. are people not supposed to move on?
Wormgod 10
I really hope you knew your daughter is a stripper
yerawizardlizzy 27
We don't even know the daughter is a stripper. She could have been a club-goer.
ReineRien 5
dude, he might be the stripper... Women go to all-male strip clubs too, you know...
Steephx0 23
Oh wow I didn't expect that ending lmao. FYL indeed, OP.
zebra3_fml 7
that's one way to find closure for the one that got away...
anarchymaniac 22
I'd like to hear more of this story
cuz803 46
I think it's time to talk to your daughter
captainsmegma 12
Glad to see your daughter is working.
thedoottree 6
i doubt she's actually a stripper, bc clubs are super heavy on pictures and the dancers usually refuse to have their pictures taken by clients for safety and security reasons. so she was either just having a fun time and doing nothing wrong at all, or your ex is more of a sleaze than you remember. and if he did actually manage to get a picture with one of the dancers, then he's even more garbage for outing a sex worker without her consent to her family. good thing you left him.
ccat209 17
Or maybe she looks like her mother and he saw that and said hey I used to date your mom can I take a picture with you, stripper or not I would.
thedoottree 6
guess "safety and security reasons" and "outing a sex worker to their family without consent" went right over your head, didn't it.
Madz1996 11
lmfaooooo that sucks.
FantasyMistwood 6
If she's under 18, call the police! If she's 18 or older, well...shit, there isn't much you can do. But that guy is a disgusting asshole. At least tell your daughter he is your ex. Hopefully that will inspire her to avoid him. That sucks so much. Sorry, OP!