Today, I went on a date with someone I considered a real catch, my potential soulmate even. He ended up telling me about his fetish for "female smells", sang loudly in Italian in a crowded restaurant, and ate most of the food on my plate. Man, fuck dating. FML
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Today, I went on my first date in nearly a year. A few minutes into the meal, he called me "scrumptious" and made animal noises for the rest of it. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who insisted on eating off my plate the whole night. He didn't order his own food, because according to him, "it’s more intimate to share." He didn’t get why I found the whole deal off-putting. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who said, "Good girl" whenever I said anything that he agreed with. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML
Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
Today, I tried to step out of my comfort zone and go out with a guy who’s not my usual type. He spent the whole date griping and complaining about how women never go for “nice guys” like him. When I pointed out we were currently on a date, he said, “I mean hot girls.” FML
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nooblper 21
You considered him a real catch and a potential soulmate... why, exactly? All based on looks?
PinkasaurusRex 25
Don't sweat it, OP. You'll find your real soulmate someday. You can just laugh this experience off later; it'll be a great story to tell.
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Comments (60)
PossiblyInDanger 24
People are weird, at least you found out quick. It would be way worse if he had hidden his bizareness until you were invested in him.
whassallt26 13
Hey, maybe there's a woman out there who likes smelling 'feminine', Italian opera, and doesn't eat anything, all to there own.
whysobeachy 37
Yeah, there is, indeed. That's me. *awkward silence*
jbuckets_404 38
#23: wanna go out on a date? ;-) lol
whysobeachy 37
No. I'm taken, thanks. :)
EvilTurtle 35
awkward
RebeccaRFT 18
Dude you sound like the creepy one of you thought that the guy you had one date with was your soul mate.
isabelf 17
All you really need in life is netflix.
ItalianGuy23 6
well do to my name I'm probably not gonna be listened to lol but yea love is work no matter what ppl to say and it's more work to find love. keep it up he's out there
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
"female smells" !? um, he needs to clarify because that could be anything from Victoria Secret body sprays to musty vaginas >_<
PinkasaurusRex 25
By the way OP made it sound, I'm going with "musty vaginas" lol
UhHuhHoney 20
Lots of creepy people out there lol
Angelkisses130 26
I don't see what the problem here is: you'll always smell good to him, Italian is a sexy language, and he can help you diet if you ever need it! :D
corky1992 33
That's embarrassing..at least you found out early enough before you fell too hard for him.
eddyinfinity 21
Yeah nah can't tell one's personality by the look