Today, I visited my vacation cabin. I've been planning to sell it, and it was in perfect condition when I last visited about 6 months ago. I walked in the door to find the floor covered in muddy pawprints and bloody remainders of meals. It appears some bears moved in during my absence. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home from my vacation. My sister had been taking care of my dog and my apartment while I was away. As I walked in, I was greeted by a floor covered in poop and a destroyed couch. FML
Today, I returned to my sweet home after a two-month cozy vacation full of good memories, only to find that the place was sweet no more and had turned into a bug and mold-infested Petri dish uninhabitable for any living creature. FML
Today, I came home from a two-week vacation. When I walked into my house, I found cat poop everywhere. It took me several hours to clean it all up, and the house still smells terrible. The worst part is that I've never owned a cat in my life. FML
Today, I looked at house listings, found my parents' home, empty and repainted. I hope they're OK. No calls. I'd been gone for months, ill, weak, and struggling to recover. They knew this. They threw away life memories, my body of work, new clothing and supplies for when I got back on my feet, and more. Gutted. FML
Today, I woke up on the last day of my vacation at the beach to find that my dog had chewed a hole in the wall of my rented house, 2 hours before the owner arrived to check for any damage. FML
Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML
Today, I found out my ex-husband left the fridge full of rotting meat in the house that I'm selling. I turned off the power to the house in March. Now the whole house stinks, and I had to have the fridge professionally removed and the kitchen cleaned because buyers are coming to look at it tomorrow. FML
Today, I came to visit a friend I haven't seen in 3 years for a fun 2 month vacation of you know what. She has 2 more dogs now and soon as I stepped in her place after flying across the country, there were 2 piles if dog crap on the ground. I already want to fly out of here, and this is only day one. FML
Today, I went on a relaxing nature hike to de-stress. I got lost for hours, encountered a bear, and had to play dead, only for the bear to steal my sandwich then sit there for hours before finally leaving. FML
Today, I'm a hotel housekeeper. I was warned by the manager that one of the rooms was "horrible." When I got to said room, I understood: what he meant; it looked as though it was raided by a drunken caveman. It took my friend and I almost an hour to clean it up completely. At least the "caveman" left a $2.00 tip. FML
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Filitov 0
Yogi Bear strikes again!
FFML_314 12
This comment is such a complete failure. I'm ashamed to share the same air supply with you.
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davek 36
Who's been eating MY porridge?
DanielleSaysHell 0
haa. that's funnny.[:
wwerulez14 6
1. Get a gun. 2. Time to "evict" said bears. 3. Sell the pelts and corpses for a good price. 4. Use the money to fix the place back up and finally, 5. SELL IT as planned.
rawrineedcandy 0
this was added to my favs
insanesna1l 0
damn freeloading bears always wanting something for nothing
magicbus142 0
Looks like your cabin was juuuuuust right. :) Reverse goldilocks invasion ftw.
Razman201 14
I Love this comment hahahaha!! =D
xHaniffax 0
Demand rent from the fat hairy bastards!
tencentsakiss 19
On a computer: go to the website and click on "my account". On the official iPod app (there's several and it has to be the official one): click on the "more" link at the bottom right hand corner, then click on "my account" from there.
tencentsakiss 19
That was for 34, by the way.
arakay 0
Smoky the bear is tired of humans catching trees on fire.