Kids and Gross: Motherly love - FML

Motherly love

By Anonymous - 20/08/2020 20:00

Today, my son handed me a handful of snot he just sneezed out, then went back to playing with his Lego. I had IVF and gave up a career as a lawyer to have this little snot demon. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 20 August 2020 20:15

Funny, they usually don't put that part in the IVF brochures. Spoiler alert: You're going to have misadventures with poop, vomit and other bodily fluids. I'll spare you the horror of what you have to look forward to with a teenage boy, counselor.

JackFaire 27

Friday 21 August 2020 1:35

You don't have to quit your job to be a parent.

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Jonkbaby 22

Friday 21 August 2020 13:40

sue his as!!!

rozdawg 13

Friday 21 August 2020 20:08

Um, that’s YOUR kid.

TheSentinel05 8

Saturday 22 August 2020 4:47

This is why I’m never having kids. Hopefully he’ll grow up to be less gross.

thomasthedankengine 11

Sunday 23 August 2020 1:48

it wasn't worth it, it's never too late for an abortion

skippydoda 32

Thursday 26 November 2020 3:25

Did you think having kids was just sunshine and unicorn sparkles? Welcome to reality

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