Missing

By SignificantShrinkage - 08/10/2018 03:00

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Today, I found out that when you gain too much weight, your penis can get significantly smaller. After noticing that things had been "off" in the bedroom, my girlfriend and I decided to measure it. There was significant shrinkage. I guess it's time to start working out. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 33

It hasn't shrunk. It's being pulled back by the weight from around your stomach. Lose some weight, and you'll see it'll go back to normal.

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JasonThorn 19

Excessive weight can also lead to lowered levels of testosterone. Wouldn't hurt to get that checked.

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TheSminty1 17

I've heard of a shrinking violet but this is ridiculous

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purplepixie23 16

Lay off the ‘roids before you also have you moobs come in.

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Joe Brewer 3

I actually asked my doctor about this. apparently for roughly every 35-45 lbs you are overweight, you can lose up to an inch.

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