Mind melting

By Ashley - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Belmont

Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I face-planted. I was going to say "Fuck you" and "I will kill you." It came out as "I will fuck you." He's still laughing. FML
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oj101 33

Are you certain that wasn't a freudian slip?

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junkman6 22

I guess you're into that rough stuff huh?

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mikepzz 27

If he was smart he might take you up on that offer :O

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jamierson 11

Could have saved yourself by adding "up" at the end

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anon385 23

When you mix 2 sentances.. HAPPENS TO ME ALL TJE TIME UGH

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